I do not think it's... so terribly... canon or whatever to have every character in the game know of every OTHER character ( Read more... )

AU Future Fic Time ( Read more... )

[charmed PRIVATE with the heaviest charms he can]Letter to Pond Scum (deceased ( Read more... )

( HAHHAHA I look stupid! )

Have been sent hair clippers by paranoid father. Dad obviously thinks Hogwarts v. full of hippies. Attempted to trim hair. Forgot Hogwarts makes electrical devices go all wonky. Am missing chunk of hair from side of head. Am not pleased.

Will have to charm clippers to work sans batteries.

When I find out who posted that atrocity in the common room? I'm going to BASH THEIR FACES IN.
And I'll award myself 150 fucking points. That shit? Is not on.

Jelly's bet me that I can't eat some proper dinner, well, not without making an ass of myself at least. Actually I think she said something like making an aardvark of myself, but that doesn't make any fuckin' sense (does she ever make sense?). Of course I can. I can eat dinner. And even do it politely. I wasn't quite raised in a barn no matter ( Read more... )

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WHICH OF YOU LOT IS DATING JELLY???????????????????

... that's just wrong.

January 5, 2006
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I've met a House Elf.
She makes biscuits, and has atrocious grammar.
Um, yeah. The hols were brilliant, of course, since I spent them with Gunner. School still sucks.

December 18, 2005, O'Neill residence, Guildford, Surrey ( Read more... )