This torch we'll always carry for our nation's golden child

[firstcrusader]

I just have one theory right now: the whole Ohio vote count thingy is a conspiracy. The results (whether Kerry or Bush) were determined last night. It's just that the nation is so freakin' divided right now that they're gonna take two months to officially declare the winner. By that time everyone'll be so sick of the suspense that they won't

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[amelinda]

Ohio isn't going to be another Florida. They have a uniform polling system and they have used provisual ballots for 10 years now.

Two weeks tops.

[flint_the_dwarf]

I still want to move to Canada.

[euchrecthulhu]

I hope that doesn't happen. That would require Kerry saying "I think 100% of the provisional ballots will go to me! I'm gonna drag this out as long as possible, because I can! Neener neener!"