A series of letters.

[first_seventhe]

Dear Columbus,

Hi! YOU ARE IN OHIO. PLEASE BUY A SNOWPLOW. When I cannot change lanes on a major highway due to the mountains of snow still on the road, and I've seen over 12 cars in ditches who did try to change lanes in the last 20 minutes, and this is not an exaggeration - something is wrong. I have never driven 40 on a highway before.

Comments

[hilldo]

You've gone 40 on a highway before unless you've been lucky enough to avoid ever getting stuck in construction and or behind an accident! ;)

But Columbus does suck at plowing, I actually was driving through grass at one point when I went to school down there as you could not really tell that it wasn't the road as it was unplowed. The car actually handled better on it too. :)

[hilldo]

That's not true. You love me! You hate the fact that I get candy and cake all the time.

hater.

[first_seventhe]

That's true. I love you and your parties. I despise your peanut butter cups, mostly out of jealousy!

[hilldo]

Do you people not have candy where you work? Oh wait that's right you work with all men. Stupid men not having candy on their desks.

[first_seventhe]

No, men never have candy. Sometimes they bring in crock pots of stewed meat. Which does me no good.

[hilldo]

haha. I thought you were starting to eat the meat again there mary mo.

ruff.

[first_seventhe]

Not the meat these guys make, nothankyouverymuches.

[hilldo]

meat = good for you (except when its bad for you)

[first_seventhe]

Meat = teh nastey.

[hilldo]

That's ok. That just leaves more meat for me. Just like me not liking cock leaves more for you. :P

[first_seventhe]

AW! MORE COCK! YOU'RE SO SWEET

[hilldo]

Now you can't say I've never given you anything in the butt .

[first_seventhe]

my butt is saved for you! Wha?

[hilldo]

That's not what madison told me!

I need something to throw in my wok with some rice. Suggestions? :P

[first_seventhe]

OOH OOH I KNOW! I KNOW!