1. PUT ON POLKA MUSIC. SEE IF U WANTS TO DANCE. Y=2/3 CHANCE OF BEING A ZOMBIE. 2. CHECK FOR BRAINLUST 3. TIME HOW LONG IT TAKES YOU TO WALK THREE STEPS. IF ANSWER > HALF AN HOUR, 99% OF BEING ZOMBIE 4. SEE IF YOU HAVE AQUIRED ANY NEW INSECT FRIENDS IN THE PAST 24 HRS 5. SING. IF ALL THAT COMES OUT IS GURGLEEMOOOAAAN!!, U R ZOMBIE, OR POSSIBLY A COUNTRY AND WESTERN SINGER. CHECK FOR COWBOY HAT TO BE SURE. 6. DRINK MILK. IT'S GOOD FOR YOU. 7. CHECK IF U R SUDDENLY ALLERGIC TO REGEN. IF U R NOT IN A FINAL FANTASY GAME, SUICIDE IMMEDIATELY. 8. SEX SIR HILDO! IF HE RUNS AWAY, U R PROBABLY CORPSE LIKE, OR MAYBE JUST FUGLY. 9. CHECK FOR MUSHROOMS IN SUSPICIOUS PLACES. 10. SEE IF U HAVE ANY DESIRE TO STAR IN A CHEAP, LOW-BUDGET B MOVIE. IF Y, YOU MAY BE A ZOMBIE, OR JUST A WANNABE. CHECK SALARY TO BE SURE. 11. ??? 12. PROFIT!! (OR POSSIBLY ZOMBIE CLUB MEMBERSHIP. THEY GOTS THE FREE BEER!!)
1. CANNOT FIND POLKA MUSIC. HAVE AWARDED 1/2 ZOMBIE POINT, AS AM CONFUSED. 2. STUDYING HAS PRODUCED BRAINLUST. +1 TO ZOMBIE. 3. NOT VERY LONG. -1 TO ZOMBIE. 4. I SURE FUCKING HOPE NOT 5. I DO NOT HAVE A GOOD VOICE BUT IT SOUNDS NO WORSE THAN NORMAL. NO COWBOY HAT THOUGH. 6. I JUST HAD MILK, ACTUALLY. 7. I AM NOT IN FINAL FANTASY. THIS BLOWS. 8. SIR HILLDO IS UNAVAILABLE. CAT HOWEVER DOES NOT SEEM INTERESTED IN SEXING. +1/2 TO ZOMBIE. OR MAYBE JUST TO NOT BEING ATTRACTIVE TO FELINES. 9. JUST SHOWERED. SHOULD BE OK. 10. YOU HAVE SOMEHOW COME UP WITH MY SUPER SECRET LIFELONG GOAL.
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PLZ TELL ME HOW TO CHECK
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2. CHECK FOR BRAINLUST
3. TIME HOW LONG IT TAKES YOU TO WALK THREE STEPS. IF ANSWER > HALF AN HOUR, 99% OF BEING ZOMBIE
4. SEE IF YOU HAVE AQUIRED ANY NEW INSECT FRIENDS IN THE PAST 24 HRS
5. SING. IF ALL THAT COMES OUT IS GURGLEEMOOOAAAN!!, U R ZOMBIE, OR POSSIBLY A COUNTRY AND WESTERN SINGER. CHECK FOR COWBOY HAT TO BE SURE.
6. DRINK MILK. IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.
7. CHECK IF U R SUDDENLY ALLERGIC TO REGEN. IF U R NOT IN A FINAL FANTASY GAME, SUICIDE IMMEDIATELY.
8. SEX SIR HILDO! IF HE RUNS AWAY, U R PROBABLY CORPSE LIKE, OR MAYBE JUST FUGLY.
9. CHECK FOR MUSHROOMS IN SUSPICIOUS PLACES.
10. SEE IF U HAVE ANY DESIRE TO STAR IN A CHEAP, LOW-BUDGET B MOVIE. IF Y, YOU MAY BE A ZOMBIE, OR JUST A WANNABE. CHECK SALARY TO BE SURE.
11. ???
12. PROFIT!! (OR POSSIBLY ZOMBIE CLUB MEMBERSHIP. THEY GOTS THE FREE BEER!!)
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2. STUDYING HAS PRODUCED BRAINLUST. +1 TO ZOMBIE.
3. NOT VERY LONG. -1 TO ZOMBIE.
4. I SURE FUCKING HOPE NOT
5. I DO NOT HAVE A GOOD VOICE BUT IT SOUNDS NO WORSE THAN NORMAL. NO COWBOY HAT THOUGH.
6. I JUST HAD MILK, ACTUALLY.
7. I AM NOT IN FINAL FANTASY. THIS BLOWS.
8. SIR HILLDO IS UNAVAILABLE. CAT HOWEVER DOES NOT SEEM INTERESTED IN SEXING. +1/2 TO ZOMBIE. OR MAYBE JUST TO NOT BEING ATTRACTIVE TO FELINES.
9. JUST SHOWERED. SHOULD BE OK.
10. YOU HAVE SOMEHOW COME UP WITH MY SUPER SECRET LIFELONG GOAL.
WHAT IS MY DIAGNOSIS DOCTOR
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