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Mar 09, 2008 10:18

I'M ALIVE!

I REALLY AM.

I SWEAR!

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studying sucks a nut

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aesriella March 9 2008, 15:49:25 UTC
BUT R U ZOMBIE Y/N?

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first_seventhe March 9 2008, 17:18:22 UTC
MAYBE

PLZ TELL ME HOW TO CHECK

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aesriella March 9 2008, 19:30:48 UTC
1. PUT ON POLKA MUSIC. SEE IF U WANTS TO DANCE. Y=2/3 CHANCE OF BEING A ZOMBIE.
2. CHECK FOR BRAINLUST
3. TIME HOW LONG IT TAKES YOU TO WALK THREE STEPS. IF ANSWER > HALF AN HOUR, 99% OF BEING ZOMBIE
4. SEE IF YOU HAVE AQUIRED ANY NEW INSECT FRIENDS IN THE PAST 24 HRS
5. SING. IF ALL THAT COMES OUT IS GURGLEEMOOOAAAN!!, U R ZOMBIE, OR POSSIBLY A COUNTRY AND WESTERN SINGER. CHECK FOR COWBOY HAT TO BE SURE.
6. DRINK MILK. IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.
7. CHECK IF U R SUDDENLY ALLERGIC TO REGEN. IF U R NOT IN A FINAL FANTASY GAME, SUICIDE IMMEDIATELY.
8. SEX SIR HILDO! IF HE RUNS AWAY, U R PROBABLY CORPSE LIKE, OR MAYBE JUST FUGLY.
9. CHECK FOR MUSHROOMS IN SUSPICIOUS PLACES.
10. SEE IF U HAVE ANY DESIRE TO STAR IN A CHEAP, LOW-BUDGET B MOVIE. IF Y, YOU MAY BE A ZOMBIE, OR JUST A WANNABE. CHECK SALARY TO BE SURE.
11. ???
12. PROFIT!! (OR POSSIBLY ZOMBIE CLUB MEMBERSHIP. THEY GOTS THE FREE BEER!!)

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first_seventhe March 9 2008, 23:03:36 UTC
1. CANNOT FIND POLKA MUSIC. HAVE AWARDED 1/2 ZOMBIE POINT, AS AM CONFUSED.
2. STUDYING HAS PRODUCED BRAINLUST. +1 TO ZOMBIE.
3. NOT VERY LONG. -1 TO ZOMBIE.
4. I SURE FUCKING HOPE NOT
5. I DO NOT HAVE A GOOD VOICE BUT IT SOUNDS NO WORSE THAN NORMAL. NO COWBOY HAT THOUGH.
6. I JUST HAD MILK, ACTUALLY.
7. I AM NOT IN FINAL FANTASY. THIS BLOWS.
8. SIR HILLDO IS UNAVAILABLE. CAT HOWEVER DOES NOT SEEM INTERESTED IN SEXING. +1/2 TO ZOMBIE. OR MAYBE JUST TO NOT BEING ATTRACTIVE TO FELINES.
9. JUST SHOWERED. SHOULD BE OK.
10. YOU HAVE SOMEHOW COME UP WITH MY SUPER SECRET LIFELONG GOAL.

WHAT IS MY DIAGNOSIS DOCTOR

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I'M IN UR LABTESTZ aesriella March 12 2008, 17:06:58 UTC
STATISTICAL ANALYSIS INDICATES THAT U R IN FACT 1/16 ZOMBIE

DO NOT PANIC, THIS IS IN FACT A HEALTHY LEVEL OF ZOMBIE WHICH FACILITATES HIGHER BRAIN ACTIVITY WITHOUT IMPEDING SOCIAL SKILLS OR DAILY ROUTINES

EVERYBODY NEEDS A LIL ZOMBIE LOVIN' IN THEM FOR A HEALTHY LIFESTYLE AND RAPID CAREER ADVANCEMENT

I MYSELF AM 2/3 ZOMBIE AND STILL COMPLETELY NORMAL, AS CLEARLY EVIDENCED BY THIS ENTIRE CONVERSATION

U R TEH OKAYZ

FREE BEER TO CELEBRATE

YIPPEE

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