I found this link when I was going through four year old email

[firni]

And it's still funny.

Healthily Married Forever

Not feeling well? Having a back pain, headache and mental stress? Well then I guess buddy that its time for you to get married! Isn’t that the sweetest pill to end your suffering? Hey I am not bluffing. I have statistical data to prove it

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[rfrancis]

It doesn't seem to have kept me all that healthy. On the other hand, it's probably kept me from lying down in traffic. So there's that.

[firni]

At the time I sent that out in email, I was making the comparison between zenbastard (married to me, various health problems, etc) and beergutt (not married to anyone EVER, perfectly healthy and happy).

Maybe the whole point was "compare and contrast men married to firni and those either unmarried or married to someone other than firni."

[emmacrew]

Whatever the reason might be the report clearly indicates that married people are far healthier than singles. However, the study also reveals that married men are more likely to put on weight. So be careful.

Cuz GOD FORBID fat people might be HEALTHY.

[firni]

Or the fact that guys might get fat as they age, regardless of marital status, and WHO CARES about the WOMEN?

[firni]

I didn't start having panic attacks until after I got married.

HMmmmMMMMmm.