Family = *facepalm*

[firetears_x]

I hate trying to explain how to do shit over the phone. My uncle is trying to find out how to work torrents and he's pretty much sucking at it. I mean, he doesn't even know how to open the utorrent application after downloading it. This shit is gonna take forever and I just wanna watch Unnatural History.

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[hoeann]

try teaching facebook to pop...

...which isn't too bad, he was using the internetz back when i was in elementary school. i used to be all over his computer when he had the internet because we didn't and i used to be all over this one baby sitters club website...

I just don't know how he fell so far behind.

[firetears_x]

No, trust me, describing this shit to my uncle is worst. We've been on the phone for an hour now and he still has no idea what the fuck he's doing. And when I say he has NO idea. I mean, he's fucking clueless. It took us all this time just to find the freakin' folder because didn't know where he saved it and he swears to god he doesn't see "general > save as:" in utorrent. We had to go through trial-and-error at that point.

We got to the folder (thank god!) and he's so damn lost. After having him read me EVERYTHING in the folder, I found out it's a fucking ISO file. Fuck my life! Now I have to fucking describe this virtual drive shit to him. At this point, I'm trying to get him to google "Daemon Tools" and I have no idea what websites he's clicking.

And god help me, this download comes with a fucking patch. I hate being the fucking computer "genius" of the family.

[firetears_x]

Jesus fucking christ, I am DYING! After explaining how to do it for the 100th time, he finally manage to put the iso file in the virtual drive. I'm continually asking him to go to the virtual drive in my computer and explore but his ass keeps going in his recovery drive. Holy fuck!! I mean, he's literally NOT listening to me. I keep asking him to go to the folder that says "SONAR" but he keeps going in the folder where he saved the fucking torrent. No matter how much I tell him the torrent is now useless, he just doesn't get it. My fucking brain hurts right now

[firetears_x]

Yes, I am STILL on the phone with him. I am so fucking annoyed. This shit officially took up half my day (I only woke up at 1:00pm).