First I coughed too much, now I'm too pale ( Read more... )

I just got home. Took me almost forty minutes from Ledyard, which is ridiculous. On a clear day, I could probably make the trip in fifteen or twenty, barring any unforeseen red lights or moving violations. But not tonight. The roads are awful, slick as can be, and yes, athough I hate with a passion to admit it, there is a little starting to ( Read more... )

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So that's what you call "making out." I'd heard about it, but haven't done it in so long, I thought maybe they were doing it differently. Turns out, they really aren't. The basics never change, I guess. Something like riding a bike ( Read more... )

City's lookin' like a ghost town, on a moonlit summer niiiiiight....yeah. Go Garth. Rock on, dude. Tear it up ( Read more... )

First, I'm tired of being tired. It doesn't seem to matter if I go to sleep at ten o'clock or three o'clock, I'm still so exhausted my brain hurts in the morning. I spend the entire day wondering if I'm going to fall asleep at my desk, or maybe even standing up. It's awful! Like right now, I'm all cured up, typing this will my eyes mostly closed, ( Read more... )

Feel free to answer through email, comments, phone calls, or just ignore me completely ( Read more... )

The important news is that my laptop is home safe and sound. The icky news is that me sick like dog. Called Carl at nine last night to tell him I wouldn't be at work today unless someone was planning on working a miracle for me. Still feel like shit, but am pretty sure if I take all my medicine, I can make it through the day tomorrow. Just gotta ( Read more... )

To pick up kevin o\'shea: I'm good at math: U + I = 69

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OH MY GOD. No one can possibly know how funny that is!!!!!!

To pick up leon lowery: Excuse me. I'm from the FBI (the Fine Body Investigators) and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

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Hmm...kind of scary....not that ( Read more... )

Drew called yesterday. Just when I was about to write him off. I haven't returned his call. If he's smart, he'll sweat a little and realize that maybe I don't NEED him in my life, I WANT him in my life, and he'd do good to remember that. Or not. Either way, I'll give it a few more days before I attempt to get back to him, and I'm sure it'll be ( Read more... )