ROFLMAO
To pick up kevin o\'shea: I'm good at math: U + I = 69
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OH MY GOD. No one can possibly know how funny that is!!!!!!
To pick up leon lowery: Excuse me. I'm from the FBI (the Fine Body Investigators) and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
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Hmm...kind of scary....not that he would mind....hell, I wouldn't REALLY mind....
To pick up matthew hartman: I've just moved you to the top of my to do list.
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I did, actually...now if he only knew....
To pick up corey sasur: Excuse me. I'm from the FBI (the Fine Body Investigators) and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
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Admittedly, I do like short and stocky. Or tall and stocky. Or short and trim. Or tall and fat. Oh shit. I don't even give a damn.....
To pick up dee-wight: Am I dead Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
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I love you, Dwight, but I don't think we're close enough to call it "heaven." Maybe....a cozy walk on the beach?
To pick up erin: Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by again?
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Dude. Walk? He picked me up by knocking on my door!
To pick up andy fine: Got two nipples for a dime?
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Yeah. Maybe if I was giving him a dime BAG....
To pick up allen glidden: If I were to ask you for sex... would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
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Hmmm...sneaky. But it would work, I'm sure. Never could stay away from each other. At least, not until six months ago. But that's a loooooong story for a different time.
To pick up antoine mccormack: Got two nipples for a dime?
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Now THAT is a nice body....*drools*
table width=300 align=center border=1 bordercolor=black cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2>To pick up rick teixeira: Hi. I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
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That is so dirty, I think I need to go shower...
To pick up chuck henzy: Excuse me. I'm from the FBI (the Fine Body Investigators) and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
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Chuck? That just scares me.
To pick up james: You know - I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
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And how does this work coming from me? And for all you sickos....no, not my brother....
To pick up aaron knoll: If I flip a coin what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
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From Aaron? Probably pretty slim. 'Specially if Joslin reads this first. *chuckles*
To pick up matt neil: You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
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That's not a pick up line! That there is the total truth!
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OH MY GOD. No one can possibly know how funny that is!!!!!!
To pick up leon lowery: Excuse me. I'm from the FBI (the Fine Body Investigators) and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
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Hmm...kind of scary....not that he would mind....hell, I wouldn't REALLY mind....
To pick up matthew hartman: I've just moved you to the top of my to do list.
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I did, actually...now if he only knew....
To pick up corey sasur: Excuse me. I'm from the FBI (the Fine Body Investigators) and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
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Admittedly, I do like short and stocky. Or tall and stocky. Or short and trim. Or tall and fat. Oh shit. I don't even give a damn.....
To pick up dee-wight: Am I dead Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
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I love you, Dwight, but I don't think we're close enough to call it "heaven." Maybe....a cozy walk on the beach?
To pick up erin: Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by again?
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Dude. Walk? He picked me up by knocking on my door!
To pick up andy fine: Got two nipples for a dime?
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Yeah. Maybe if I was giving him a dime BAG....
To pick up allen glidden: If I were to ask you for sex... would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
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Hmmm...sneaky. But it would work, I'm sure. Never could stay away from each other. At least, not until six months ago. But that's a loooooong story for a different time.
To pick up antoine mccormack: Got two nipples for a dime?
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Now THAT is a nice body....*drools*
table width=300 align=center border=1 bordercolor=black cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2>To pick up rick teixeira: Hi. I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
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That is so dirty, I think I need to go shower...
To pick up chuck henzy: Excuse me. I'm from the FBI (the Fine Body Investigators) and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
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Chuck? That just scares me.
To pick up james: You know - I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
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And how does this work coming from me? And for all you sickos....no, not my brother....
To pick up aaron knoll: If I flip a coin what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
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From Aaron? Probably pretty slim. 'Specially if Joslin reads this first. *chuckles*
To pick up matt neil: You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
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That's not a pick up line! That there is the total truth!