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Gold.
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No, silly rabbit, the real slap would have been to tell you the truth.

Why go throwin frisbees at the sun?
Put my soul between the bun.
Now I'm wandering, now I'm drunk,
now I'm running like a flaming pig.

Scraping off the attitude;
old man eating all my food!
Don't be kind, don't be rude.
Just shake your boots and let it all get loose...

Oh man, that was too emo.

I'm totally going to bitch about you in my deadjournal tonight.

might be too late for you I'm afraid
don't take that attitude to your grave

STOP DOUBTING ME!

rilkesdream: or i will kick your ass until you need a hemmrhoid donut to sit down
rilkesdream: because i will have kicked your ass
rilkesdream: alot

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Man: So you can see, that the relation is antisymmetric
Boy: It hates Jews?
Me: No, that's antisemitic
Man: What's all this speak of antisemitism? This is a math class, you're going to get me fired.

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Ears ringing. Lumps swelling. Black eye blackening. Ears ringing.

I had never cried at a concert before. It was so good.