Your eyes will bleed.

In other news, the other half and I are domestically partnered, and I lopped off the tip of my thumb in a freak vegetable-chopping accident.

That is all.

I ate more fresh fruit last month than I ever have in any given year. Indeed, it was a month of fruit! I must atone for this crime. Therefore, I shall consume the meatcake.

I have eaten of the pluot. It tastes of Hawaiian Punch, only without the chemical aftertaste. Beneath its mottled greenish skin, the flesh is the color of radioactive meat.

I think I will have another tonight.

I'm flying to Indianapolis in a couple months, and I still haven't picked up tickets. Lazy me! Which of the online cheap airfare middlemen (Expedia, Orbitz, Travelocity, etc) are dependable, and which ones should I stay away from?

Things have been pretty good lately. I've lost ten pounds on the "eat all the same things, but not quite so much of them" diet, I'm taking a summer class in Adobe Illustrator that should help me move toward design work, and the weather has been really nice lately. Money's been tight, but when isn't that the case ( Read more... )

New shoes feel like prosperity.

New sneakers feel like comfortable prosperity.

Life continues to move along at its usual pace, tick tick tick.

You know you've gotten into a routine when you show up for work on a holiday.

Due to the transit strike, it took me four and a half hours to get home last night ( Read more... )

It's the Quentin Tarrantino Muppet Movie.

(not really a movie, but still)

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