CANNONS i mean, um, canon.

[finwe]

Hello.

I like F

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[feanaro]

AAAHAHAHAHA! I KNEW IT! YOU LOVE ME BEST! YAY!!!

I love you, Daddy.

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[finwe]

How could anyone not like you better? You have done so many amazing things! Golfie and Narfie will never catch up to you!

[fingolfinnoldor]

But... but... it was MY line of kids that sprouted the longest ruling elven king next to you! GIL GALAD RING A BELL? And, like, Turgon's kids and grandkids and stuff did a lot of stuff.

*cries* *GOES OFF TO KILL STUFF*

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[finwe]

But Fëanor had so many MORE kids. And I liked his mother better than yours too. Be a good boy now. I love you too, just not as much.