Fic: Soaps R Us, Epilogue: Where Are They Now? (CSI/CSI NY/CSI Miami)
Title: Soaps R Us, Epilogue: Where Are They Now?
Pairing: Nick Stokes / Greg Sanders,
Ryan Wolfe / Eric Delko,
Don Flack / Sheldon Hawkes
Rating: PG
Genre: AU
Disclaimer: Not mine, etc.
Feedback: Always Welcome
Summery: Daytime soap Lights of Vegas has a new head writer. Life and fiction don’t always mix nicely, and the line between the two can be very narrow.
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Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 (NC-17)
Chapter 14 Chapter 15 Chapter 16 Chapter 17 Chapter 18 Chapter 19 Chapter 20
Chapter 21 Chapter 22 Chapter 23 Chapter 24 Chapter 25 Chapter 26
CSI Las Vegas Main List CSI Miami Main List CSI New York Main List
Six months later: Where are they now?
Catherine Willows:
She released her memoirs with a frenzy of publicity. The movie version flopped, but it did inspire an unofficial porn version titled "Ready for my close-up, right after the moneys-hot: Dirty Divas of Daytime".
She his currently barricaded into her house after an experimental liposuction, which left her face and lower regions severely lopsided.
Sara Sidle:
She was deemed too unstable to stand a trial. She is currently located in a mental asylum, where her amateur dramatics society has reached great artistic heights.
Timothy Speedle:
His play was closed after the opening night. He found a new career writing self-help books, including his bestseller "From sitcoms to full buff: How to feel good about your butt". Detective Dawson was credited as a co-author.
They are currently working on a new collaboration under the working title: "Live, love and eat: There’s someone who loves you anyway".
Archie Johnson:
Returned merrily to editing. He has not tried his hand in directing after his only and only go at it.
Sofia Curtis:
Returned to the show to fill in for Willows. She was written out four months later, when she severely relapsed and gained sixty pounds. She is currently on another fat farm. Her experiences will be documented to be used on a reality show: "Flab to fab and back again".
Warrick Brown:
Received a warm response from the audience. He gained an Emmy nomination, but lost to a five year old from "The Young and The Restless". He is currently dating Stella Bonasera on purely physical and casual basis.
Adam Ross:
Was promoted to the head of the wardrobe department due to Sara Sidle’s speedy departure. He finally found a conditioner that solved his shedding problem.
Maxine Valera:
She took three months off to travel to Tibet to find enlightenment. She returned after two weeks and spent a month in a Health Spa, trying to recover from her traumatic experiences. She still can’t hear the word wheat grain without starting to shake.
Gil Grissom:
Hiding somewhere in Thailand.
Jim Brass:
Still dead. Currently resting on the mantelpiece of his elderly aunt, who believes the urn contains snuff.
Al Robins:
Still dead. A friendly Labrador has since marked his grave as her territory.
Natalie BoaVista Stetler:
Still dead. Her husband had her ashes squashed into a tiny squeaky toy after a rather bizarre funeral trend hit L.A. The grieving widow married his secretary two months later.
Aiden "A.B." Burn:
Moved temporarily to India to soak up new influences for her art.
Danny Messer:
Still in New York. He was temporarily replaced by the theatre janitor due to an unfortunate accident involving the orchestra pit, but he has since recovered and returned to the stage.
Mac Taylor:
Tried daytime for few months, but asked to be released from his contract. He has since starred in a new sitcom, about a single parent whose children set him up with a series of blind dates to find a new mommy. The show was cancelled after six episodes.
Calleigh Duquesne:
The truth was finally out, when an accident on the red carpet event revealed her blond hair to be a wig. Her screen time was considerably reduced after several complaints from parents, whose children had seen the pictures and couldn’t shake the nightmares.
Sheldon Hawkes and Don Flack:
Still together. They are currently working on learning how to compromise: Flack is teaching Hawkes to bowl, and Hawkes is teaching him the differences between the visual expression methods of Kurosawa and Kiarostami.
Greg Sanders and Nick Stokes:
To celebrated their six month anniversary, Nick finally acted out the "cowboy boots and a jockstrap" fantasy on Greg’s desk.
Nick’s character’s new romance came to an abrupt end, and his love interests since have been strictly female. The character, George, is currently contemplating on becoming a monk.
Ryan Wolfe and Eric Delko:
Ryan finally agreed to move in with Eric after certain modifications were performed in the apartment: Eric’s collection of trophies from his bachelor days was banished to trash, including fifty-seven pairs of panties, few home videos and several of Eric’s risqué self-portraits. Ryan originally demanded the mirrors in the bedroom ceiling to be removed, but lengthy testing proved him their importance in actualising page eighty-three of the Gay Kama Sutra.
They reached an agreement on public appearances as a couple: For every event where Eric needs his partner to play smiley eye-candy, he will have to pay with certain services of a sexual nature. The deal has proved to be mutually satisfactory.
According to the Soaps R Us Tip Line, the couple has been spotted ring shopping. Show’s press representative did not wish to comment, but stated that announcements will be made when there is something to announce.
Sequel: Behind the Scenes