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[fingolfinnoldor]

*sees this*

Woohoo I'm charming! I'd love to offer myself as an escort to you on your journey to Hobbiton, Ivriniel. But. I think those hobbits are still pretty pissed about the whole killing my wife thing and attempting to kill their little mute talking in pictures king. People never forget kinslaying, do they

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[earwen]

*sobs*

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[fingolfinnoldor]

Sweet Eru... gah. It wasn't ME, it was the boy dammit, the boy! *offers her a blood soaked hankerchief* That's not Telerin blood, really it's not.

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[earwen]

O.O

*sobs more*

[king_finarfin]

*comforts wifey and takes her away* How you ever got Anairë to marry you and this chick to 'hunt' with you, I'll never know.

[iarwainbenadar]

Hey there, old Fingolfin lad! You'd best give up the idea of disguise because I'd find you anyway if you set foot on the land anywhere from the place the Little People call Bree over to the West Farthing. And if you do, why, I'd just pick you up by the collar and toss you out again. You've done enough meddling with the folk of the Shire, and a rough business it was. So you keep away from there and the day will be merry.

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[fingolfinnoldor]

((You didn't have to delete the whole bloody thread just because of a typo. Gah.))

Hmm. Well. I'm already West of Bree in Lindon and would go to the Shire only to escort my lady friend and make sure she's safe, not for any trouble. If you wish to know, she only goes to visit her nephew, who is not a hobbit last time I checked, just hobbit sized. And if there's any trouble, his husband would devour me in his wolf form, so off to the Old Forest with you Tommy boy, and don't worry so much about me.

[ivriniel]

Of course you're charming! Your hat, your cigarette tucked ever so perfectly between your lips, your pointy sword that likes to stab things, your pointy ears, your old Elf Kingness... ahem. But anyway, no one will hurt you. If they do, I'll fuckin' kill them! Rip out their throats! I'll fuckin' make bongo drums out of the toughened hide of their lungs that I had torn out! GRRRRRRR!

No one will harm you, darling. Not if I can help it. :)

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[fingolfinnoldor]

O.O

I need to find something and kill it out of absolute joy and delight. It's the nonpansy equivalent of swooning.

*looks around and stabs a bird* Fuckin' swoon.

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[ivriniel]

......sexcellent. ;)

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[fingolfinnoldor]

Indeed. ;)

So. Shall we ride to the halflings?