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*sees this*
Woohoo I'm charming! I'd love to offer myself as an escort to you on your journey to Hobbiton, Ivriniel. But. I think those hobbits are still pretty pissed about the whole killing my wife thing and attempting to kill their little mute talking in pictures king. People never forget kinslaying, do they?
I wonder if there's any way I can get into the Shire incognito, though with the hat and the fact that I'm twice as tall as all the other inhabitants makes it hard to hide.
Woohoo I'm charming! I'd love to offer myself as an escort to you on your journey to Hobbiton, Ivriniel. But. I think those hobbits are still pretty pissed about the whole killing my wife thing and attempting to kill their little mute talking in pictures king. People never forget kinslaying, do they?
I wonder if there's any way I can get into the Shire incognito, though with the hat and the fact that I'm twice as tall as all the other inhabitants makes it hard to hide.