001 [Video]

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[Wandering the streets of this strange new place seems for too long seems dangerous, and not to mention futile. In anticipation that it will actually prove useful, he fiddles with the strange device he's received, prepared to give it a piece of his mind, if nothing else.]My presence here will prove to be nothing but an extravagant waste of time. I

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Wait a minute...

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(No way...)

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It-- it can't be!

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(Of course things just have to get worse from here.)

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Manfred Von Karma?

[eternity = 6 I'M DONE]

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You're in... a place called Discedo.

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Allow me to specify: I meant a sensible explanation.

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Urk... I can give you the guide, if that's easier.

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Too slow off the mark; someone somewhat marginally more helpful than the likes of you has already given it to me.

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I'm plenty helpful!

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Then act it! Right know, you're less helpful than a police department detective, and let me tell you, that is quite the achievement.

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(Poor Gumshoe...)

I'm not exactly used to helping out murderers.

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...If you must talk to me, make it at least relevant.

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Don't tell me you've forgotten about the case already? It's very relevant!

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I beg your pardon, but I do oversee several trials a week, if not a day, and am unlikely to recall the details of any particular one unless you mention specifics.

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December 2016. State vs Edgeworth. There's no way you could forget.