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[Wandering the streets of this strange new place seems for too long seems dangerous, and not to mention futile. In anticipation that it will actually prove useful, he fiddles with the strange device he's received, prepared to give it a piece of his mind, if nothing else.]My presence here will prove to be nothing but an extravagant waste of time. I

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Wait a minute...

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[...December 2016? That's this month. But that trial isn't scheduled for another two days, indeed, the crime has not been committed yet, but Manfred has already cleared his schedule for it. He had always known that Edgeworth brat was unstable.]

Such a case has not seen its way though the prosecutor's office this month.

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-- Then what month is it for you?

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Are you incapable of reading a calendar? It is December, 2016.

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... It's not. It's January 2010.

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So you're incapable of reading a calendar.

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That's the date here. It's 2019 back home. You can ask anyone, really.

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And now you claim to be from the future. Is there anything sensible about you, boy?

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The fact that you don't remember what happened is hardly my fault.

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My memory is faultless. You're simply a moron.

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I beg to differ.

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The only thing worse than a fool is one who won't admit to it.

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I'm supposing you want "evidence," right?

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I have no desire for that which does not exist.

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It does exist. (Just not here...)

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If it really did, you would have presented it already. Therefore, your argument is flawed.