Thanks, Morgoth. I appreciate being made an ass out of.

*appoints Fëanor commander*

*puts the army at his disposal*

*and the armory. duh.*

Ahem.

Since coming back, Morgoth hasn't done anything too evil, except be a bit of a prick, and if I exiled/executed everyone who was a prick, Tirion would have a population of close to negative sixty.

Oh. Re: this. I suppose it might be a bad time to mention that I'm younger than Maglor, eh? I don't think the timeline in which Feanor had ( Read more... )

Ahem.

Welcome to our new resident Valar. It's lovely having you here.

At least, it would be if you didn't refer to Tirion as "this hellhole", "this shithole of an excuse for an outpost of civilization", and other incredibly rude epithets while you were here. >:\

*reads this*

...

*goes to his study to write*

On this thirty-first day of October, in the year *mumble* of the Fourth Age since the destruction of Telperion and Laurelin, I, Finarfin, king of the Noldor, by the power invested in me by daddy the Valar and Eru Ilúvatar, do hereby proclaim marriage between any two persons, regardless of gender, to ( Read more... )

Fuck. Yeah, fuck does cover it. FUCK.

*searches for asprin*

Earwen, if you're pregnant, I'm going to check myself in to Mandos. Babies are cool. Children are wonderful. Adolescents can be sent off to boarding school. Adult kids provide grandbabies to spoil. BUT PREGNANCY SUCKS.

With that in mind, I love you. :)

AND WHO HAS BEEN BUYING FIVE THOUSAND DOLLAR DIAMOND RINGS AT FINTIFFANY'S?!

:( :( :(

My son hates me.

*throws self into work and neglects everything/everyone*

OhshitohshitohshitohshitohSHITwhyisheevenscarierthanlasttime?!

Uh. Olwe! Hi! You're welcome to Tirion anytime! pleasedonthurtmei'vebeengood! Finwë's back too! You love Finwë! In a strictly platonic manly way of course! And when you are loving Finwë in your good manly platonic way please keep in mind that I am his only bit of good redeeming spawn ( Read more... )

Terribly sorry, Fëanorians, but your dad is going to be away for a bit in hopes of improving his mental state. Still don't know why Námo let him out... In any case. I think he's going to be in there for quite a while. Um. I think that's it ( Read more... )

I'm so sorry I missed the party, Finrod and Amarië. And you. I've been completely caught up in work for so long it's impossible.

On the plus side, the House of Finrod is ready to be lived in. :) Literally. Hence all the work. Had to knock down the house we built the first time you kids got engaged and make this one all spiffy and liveable. Now get ( Read more... )