Fun Spam Subject Line Of The Week

[filkertom]

"Hi, non-Anglican".

What's clogging up your Inbox?

Comments

[monkey0science]

I recently had a subject line reading "Deluge Indomitable."

Huh, says I.

haven't looked in awhile, but...

[droug]

My favorite is the promise that I can increase my bust size up to 2 sizes, and that men *will* notice. As a guy I daresay this is probably true.

[vixyish]

"If penises could talk, they'd ask you to order blah blah blah..."

I don't remember what they'd order. I'm too disturbed by the image.

[monkey0science]

If penises could talk, they'd probably spend most of their time shrieking.

[jss1113]

I hesitate to ask what else they'd say. "Don't put me in there"? "Keep your hands off me"?

[monkey0science]

Roughly. They're very delicate things, from what I understand. If they get too excited, they throw up and faint.

[avt_tor]

My spam filters are pretty aggressive. If I go into my junk folder, there are progressively more creative and abstract misspellings of popular medications. So far the spam filters have trouble with word salad; when they start checking for grammar, I think some of my friends' emails will get caught.

[r_caton]

I haven't the slightest...
most of the crap comes from Brazil.....
where the knuts come from.