When I opened up my Outlook at work today the first line of the first message read:I'm ready to kill myself and eat my dog. What this has to do with the cost of my perscriptions I'll never know (all hail the amazing $5 co-pay!) but there it was.
Spam from "Jeremy Jeshika"annearchyMay 12 2006, 15:35:37 UTC
God be with you!
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--- trifling matters, Sergey Ivanovitch found in her all that he wanted in his wife: she was poor and alone in the world, so she would not bring with her a mass of relations and their influence into her husband's house, as he saw now in Kitty's case. She would owe everything to her husband, which was what he had always desired too for his future family life. And this girl, who united all these qualities, loved him. He was a modest man, but he could not help seeing it. And he loved her. There was one consideration against it--his age. But he came of a long-lived family, he had not a single gray hair, no one would have taken him for forty, and he remembered Varenka's saying that it was only in Russia that men of fifty thought themselves old, and that in France a man of fifty considers himself _dans la force de l'?ge_, while a man of forty is _un jeune homme_. But what did
Not entirely true. If you aren't the next of kin, you can change that, provided you have the means and inclination to... remove... those who are more closely-related than yourself.
And as usual, my Paypal account has been violated. Oddly enough though, I never get those emails at the email address that is actually connected to my Paypal account.
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What this has to do with the cost of my perscriptions I'll never know (all hail the amazing $5 co-pay!) but there it was.
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If the original sender killed himself first, he'd be unable to eat his dog. Shouldn't that be "eat my dog and kill myself"?
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Um.... duh?
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"Cry."
It was a spam ad for (what else) Cialis Soft Tabs. Yes, I'd imagine I would be crying if I had to go there, too.
And I again ask...why call erectile dysfunction ads "Soft" anything??
--Jer
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trifling matters, Sergey Ivanovitch found in her all that he wanted in his wife: she was poor and alone in the world, so she would not bring with her a mass of relations and their influence into her husband's house, as he saw now in Kitty's case. She would owe everything to her husband, which was what he had always desired too for his future family life. And this girl, who united all these qualities, loved him. He was a modest man, but he could not help seeing it. And he loved her. There was one consideration against it--his age. But he came of a long-lived family, he had not a single gray hair, no one would have taken him for forty, and he remembered Varenka's saying that it was only in Russia that men of fifty thought themselves old, and that in France a man of fifty considers himself _dans la force de l'?ge_, while a man of forty is _un jeune homme_. But what did
Honest to God.
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Subject line: Be The Next Of Kin
*blinks* Look, either you are or you aren't.
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However, not so much true about a Nigerian family killed in a car wreck, or whatever the hell the rest of the e-mail was about.
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And as usual, my Paypal account has been violated. Oddly enough though, I never get those emails at the email address that is actually connected to my Paypal account.
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