Cullen The Herd 4.2
CAUTION: 60 screenshots for 3Mb download action. My normal incessant prattle, uncensored nudity, a lot of death (no seriously, a LOT xD), and as always, THE SUPERNATURAL! DUN DUN DUN..!
Previously in Cullen The Herd.. I can't remember what happened cause livejournal is down. THAT'S NOT USEFUL, LIVEJOURNAL! Ooh that's right, I do all these things in dreamweaver and keep them anyway.. DON'T MIND ME!
Last time in the Cullens, simsforaranya took over the craziness: Ephemera got in Anker's pants, Anker then DIDN'T cheat on her with Miriam even though she tried her hardest with her naked body - THAT LITTLE MINX!! Ephemera gave birth to generation five, Genevieve, Miriam drank Anker's sim juice after all - just via Bessy - and we got into the garden club first time out. BOOYAH!
MIRIAM?!!? WTF KIND OF WANT IS THIS!? Do you not think we have ENOUGH trees on the lot at this point? O_O;;;; Seriously you can't get anywhere for the trees on this lot and there's whole areas that are pretty much dedicated to forest. Hell some of the 'single trees' are multilpe trees placed on top of each other just turned slightly to make them 'fuller.'
On the positive side, her CONSTANT rolling of this want did mean it was pretty easy to pop her back up when she was low. As was that "sell a masterpiece" want that I constantly locked. EVERY painting she did was a masterpiece. xD
AAAARMAGAD PENGUIN!!! I SEE YOU! PLEASE AVOID THE CAKE! Which I assume for this season is some kind of ice cream cake. But lawds penguin, DON'T DO IT! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOOOORRRRR!! *stress*
And now I bring you: Keeping your kids expectations low. With Ephemera and Genevieve!! :D
Ephemera: Come on sweetie. Say "Things we can't afford for a thousand!!"
Genevieve: *dies a little inside*
I really felt though, that Ephemera was deserving of love, especially after the demise of Anker who even in the face of NAKED MIRIAM stayed true. So! Off to the fresh Wishing Well which we legitimately recieved - you have NO idea how stoked I am about that one xD - we went...
AND WHO MIGHT THIS MIGHTY FINE PIECE OF ARSE BE!?!??!
Why its Tristan, aka Man!Dragancaor..! How many people's self sims want in this legacy IDEK! xD And holy crap its LOVE AT FIRST COIN TOSS AND RESULTANT YOINK FROM WHATEVER HE WAS CURRENTLY DOING AND SUBSEQUENT UNCEREMONIOUS PLONKING ONTO EPHEMERA'S SNOW-COVERED YARD!! SIGHT!!
SEE!??! LOOK AT THE LOVE OF TRUUUUUUE!! *delighted so hard*
So they got engaged on the spot, I AM NOT AT ALL IMPULSIVE. NEVER!!
And Ephemera IMMEADIATELY rushes off for the sexy times. Poor Couch!Owl™ was traumatised. BUT WHARRRRRR IS TRISTAN MAN!RED?!!?!??!?!
DAMMIT TO HELL, BESSIE! >_<;;;;;;;
Thankfully, kind of, the dogs and Genevieve continue on, blissfully unaware at Tristan's life and the possibility of his genetic material depositation being snuffed out at such a tragically early stage.
Evie? Considering it appears to be a kiss of death to get engaged to your mother, I think you may end up being an only child... ^_^;; Definite generation five heir? You're looking RIGHT at her.
I concur Miriam. I concur.
And then I realised, wait, Coraline and St John are adult adults... DOES THIS MEAN THAT ANNA IS ON THE WAY OUT?!!? *panic* And yes, we were down to her last days... So I thought, make her happy with the blood of the young cuddles and toddler adoration. I LOVE YOU ANNA! *hugclinghug*
Carmilla? I appreciate that you make a super awesome grandmother who could easily be Evie's mother age-wise, but is this really the best place for this kind of thing?
*Found the photobooth shot in Ephemera's inventory and put it up in a bittersweet tribute to Anker*
Nice flaccid castle you got going on there, Ephemera... Yeah, that don't look dodgy at all... Just about as dodgy free as the poster are for The Little Mermaid >_>;;
Its time to partaaaaaaay! Genevieve has learned how to walk, and Bessie's so excited she just can't hide it she's brought cake! :D
ZOMG! Does Ephemera work for the ambassador for Alien relations? COOL!
YOU GO CARMILLA! YOU SEX UP YOUR MAN (who is supposed to be a woman xD).
Carmilla: YAY HE CAME..!!
Charles: Not yet I didn't, can we get to the sexytimes already? *tries on bastard look and pulls face of angers for full effect*
HOT! :D Hey? Who doesn't love a bad boy? ;)
And then they done sex. :D
And lo! It was good.
REAAAAAAAL GOOD..! :D :D
*adores that Charles lost his bad boy attempt as soon as he got some and turned into a loving puppy* SO CUTE!!
Oh hey! Ephemera has an overbite. I never noticed before. *random*
MeltingDemonSnowman: *shuns Ephemera and all her over biting works*
Woo!! Carmilla's LTW of having 20 simultaneous lovers is on its way. One down, only nineteen to go... *pulls out hair and tries to herald on the advent of Mange!Chic*
DAMN YOU CHARLES AND YOUR COW ATTRACTION!!! >_<;;;;;; LEAVE THE CAKE ALONE! IT'S A LIE!! A LIE I TELL YOU!!!!
GAH!! I told simkittensims that this happened AS it happened, and she told me it was inevitable since she really REALLY is strangely attracted (not in THAT way you dirty people!) to cows in real life. So it would follow that any version of her would find Bessie IRRESISTABLE. *saddened*
You and me both, Ephemera. You and me both. *pouts*
And then my computer crashed and I haven't saved, rendering everything that occured post Genevieve's 'I Can Walk' party just a dream..! :D CHARLES! YOU LIIIIIVE!!
And to just add to the yay: WOOT WOOOOOT!!! This is a red letter day, just like the red potty that Genevieve has never seen to be able to know what it looks like for the giant one to appear above her head. Its taken me until generation five, but Genevieve is the FIRST toddler in the legacy to have been trained in ALL THREE toddler-specific skills. WOOT WOOOT!
So, here we are again with 'Milla and a re-bootied Charles. :D :D This time, he appeared sans bad-boy image, and went straight in for the elated pash action.
And then they SERIOUSLY re-bootied. Check that shit out! The hammock sexytimes must create its own strong gravitational pull to prevent Charles from continuing orbit and face planting into the ground. BANZAIIIII!!!!
OMG you guys, its Capoiera Booty! Charles, you're so multi-talented! :D :D
Uh, So... Capoiera Booty resulted in MORE generation four...
OOOPS! But also, AWESOME!! *giggles*
Uh. Carmilla? That's Charles. Not Hector (iliketoplaygod ). Both named for royalty, sure, but uh, different European countries and eras, my darling foliaged one.. ^_^;;; Although I guess Hector would've worn those leafie coronet wreath thingers just like you. You know, exept for where yours is your hair. And such...
Though you're most often seen in a fashionable military affair and not a toga. So, Charles. Say it with me.
HOKIES!! Even though I have a lovely love for Charles and Carmilla - come ON like that wasn't MEANT TO BE, especially since the computer crashed KNOWING that his life had to be saved - she still needs 19 more. So! Off to the wishing well with us!
Well well, HELLOOO THERE one of lemon_lime35's pixel_trade founder submissions, Male One, otherwise known as Alexander Alexi in this hood (I was totes IMAGINATIVE and called Male Two Bruno Boristikoff, and Male Three Cafael Caroway. Oh yeah, I'm the most ingenious person YOU ever saw. Uh huh. Right on. And such).
*cracks up so hard* EPICAL first kiss faces, they have them. xD xD
And then suddenly Alexander got wood. For Coraline. St John. And I. Have. No. Words.
But this is some AWESOME autonomous penance that he decided to enact here! :D :D Altough, I think this is kind of Coraline's kennel. WTH ALEXANDER!?!? O_O;;; *stress*
But its okay, in the end Alex DIDN'T attempt to actually go some delicious Coraline Dog on Sim action, instead he indulged in some fabulously Occupational Health & Safety Nightmare inducing roll in the hammock with Carmilla :D :D THAT'S what the doctor ordered! *glee* Pity she's already knocked up. Fodder for after the birth mayhap?! :D
So post sexytimes, Alex decides to go for a quiet turn about the property. Passing by Bessie as if she weren't there.
DAMMIT I SAID PAST BESSIE, NOT INTO BESSIE. GODDAMN YOU, YOU FOREVER FAMISHED FRESIAN!! >_<;;
*sighs along with Ephemera* WHY do we keep her around again? No, really. WHY?!
I know Carmilla, I know. NOW we're back to needing 19 lovers for you again.
*pats gently*
To get all her sadness and agression out, I instructed Carmilla to go dig holes for treasures. Bet you thought we were TOTES past that kind of thing in this legacy, right? WELL GUESS AGAIN!! The bank balance for the Cullens, even though generation five is toddling about, is two simoleons. Oh yeah, you heard me. TWO.
Genevieve: But MUuUUuUUuM..! I enjoyed the warm poopie. We don't have any indoor heating. And it was all squishy like chocolate custard. IN MY PANTS! *distraut*
Omg Anker, now that's JUST rude. She only wanted your hot body, it was a compliment more than anything, no reason to go freaking her out THROUGH the body of her grand-niece. With your matching hair etc you'd go making her thing Carmilla's soul is DISPLEASED AND OUT FOR BLOODS. Or at least out for a visit from Ball-Of-Stink™ and a splishy splash in a puddle.
Awww you poor dear. *consoles*
THIS SHIT AIN'T ON!!
You know considering she spends an awful amount of time with plants and trees making them all healthies, and she IS a plant sim, why don't plants count towards her LTW? xD
Carmilla: Wow, I just realised. There's a lot of graves here. I'm surrounded. *freaks*
WHOA what the heck with the pots and pans? Who's messing with them?! Is that YOU Anker? Playing with your daughter who is clearly ignoring you and appears to be mistaking BallOfStink™ for your person? I mean you ARE both green...
OH MY GOD TODDLERS AND PETS ARE PSYCHIC!!! It was indeed Anker, he popped out of the pots and started making his way for the back door and both Genevieve and Coraline stopped what they were doing to STARE AT HIM and turn their heads to follow his progress as he stared back.... FREAKISH!!!
That Charles is clearly a virile one, NOW YOU KNOW WHAT REAL PREGNANCY IS LIKE, CARMILLA! :D :D
HELL. YES. AWESOME. *loves me some toddler crip escape action*
Oh hai Steffi! :D Maybe Steffi and Ganesh should get together? How awesome would that be? Steffi you want to has sexy times with the most awesome god ever who delivers mail in his spare time, cause HE CARES?!!? :D :D Coraline thinks you should. Dogs are totes intuitive you know, and as we just proved ALSO PSYCHIC!!!!!
*is still full of amazement*
Uh, Miriam?! Don't just stand by the letterbox and be shocked. STOP HIM! DON'T DO IT GANESH! YOU HAVE EVERYTHING TO LIVE FOR! GODHOOD, for one..! O_o;;
DAMMIT WOMAN, you really like it when this happens don't you. I BET YOU DO. GAAAAH GANESH! *weeps*
*sigh* Miriam, considering you didn't do a THING to stop him, I think this is a little innapropriate. Remorse perhaps? As there were four deaths in this update, although the computer TOOK ONE BACK I think its a little late for that too. *shakes head* There's no use crying over spilled postman.
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