Cullen The Herd 4.1
CAUTION: 62 screens for 2.9MBs. GUEST UPDATE GOODNESS!! Update written by simsforaranya, fortified with notations by me. CAUSE I CANNOT LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE..! xD xD Sex, nudity, life, death, the supernatural... THIS ONE'S GOT IT ALLLLLLLLLL..! xD
Anker: HALPS THERE IS AN INVISIBLE WALL IN THE WAY.
Nett's Notes: WOO! So that end cliffhanger that wasn't really a cliff-hanger from last update? THIS IS THE OUTCOME! xD xD Ephemera got her maaaaan who is actually a woman but for the purposes of getting his genes into this legacy he's a man - aka baykinz 's self sim turned male: Anker Baykinz. DO WE SMELL HEIRCAKES?! :D :D I HOPE WE DO!! Also uh, yeah I know he's also in the Kohler-Wielles as a contestant for Date or Incinerate... ^_^;;; What can I say? Theresa makes a hot man who's elf-ear empowerment swayed me to attempt to get him into both sides? ^_^;;
I love how Ephemera looks evil or stoned in all these pics, and Anker is all innocent and cute. XD
Nett's Notes: DO NOT LET THE FACT THAT SHE'S BEEN ALIVE APPROXIMATELY FOUR DAYS FOOL YOU, SHE IS CLEARLY TOTES CRAFTY! xD
Oh, Charles aka Man!Kat (simkittensims ), poor dear. I DON'T REMEMBER YOU BEING AFRAID OF TOILETS WHEN I WAS VISITING YOU. Oh wait. I can't actually remember USING a public toilet when we were in San Fransisco. XD
Nett's Notes: My ability to zoom too far in and thusly emphasize the aliasing going on in my game. Let me show you it.
simsforaranya: ...She's not art?
Me: SHE COULD BE! I mean look how damn serious he is whilst he assesses her hotness. This is what MUSES ARE MADE OF! :D Uh wait.. Musees? IDK.
Nett's PS: HAI dragancaor and baykinz (yes ACTUALLY HER, not her identical man twin!) in the background tharrr..! *is convinced there must be constant casting calls for future Blair Witch movie sequel and prequel stars going on and that everyone is simply rehearsing* That clearly explains the wall-staring phenomenon.
*nods*
That or in THIS hood watching paint dry really IS too cool for cats.
lololol, you won't use a public toilet, but you will have sex in a very STD-ridden photobooth. XD
Ephemera: SO YOU WANNA...
Anker: *noms face*
AWWWWW!!!! *luvs*
Your girlfriend is getting smacked by an evil witch and you just think her mom is hot?? THIS IS ALL KINDS OF WRONG. >:
I'm beginning to think that Anker is incapable of a normal reaction. Either that or he's messed up by having a name that could be a) a very owie thing in the mouth or b) a thing for holding boats in place.
Evil nanny from a zillion years ago is evil. O_O
What what fight???
Nett's PS: SERIOUSLY from this mess of legs and stuff I had NO IDEA who was fighting and couldn't work it out for the LONGEST time since the fight went on for a MILLENIA.
I grew old and was invited to go on an interplanetary discovery trip to save mankind and cloned myself several times over with the same memories thusly achieving immortality. I became lord of the robots that populated the ship after everyone else had died cause I hadn't bothered cloing anyone else because I knew WHAT WAS TO PASS and I took this ship out past the bounds of the universe and back again until the world had reformed and we were all doomed to re-create our past histories EXACTLY as they had occured once before. And THEN I found out who the hell was fighting.
Poor St. John. Getting his arse handed to him by a girl. Good job, Coraline. XD
The universe is out to kill Ephemera before she can reproduce. O_O
Thispicwasbrokensoidon'tknowwhatitsays
Nett's PS: LMAO RACHEL! xD OKAY Clearly I hadn't uploaded this INTERMISSION picture yet! ISN'T ADORABLES?!?!?!? It's lemon_lime35's Night Elf Hunter riding her FREAKEN AWESOME turtle mount. ARMAGAD TURTLE MOUNT! Nearly made me want to resubscribe when I saw this thing..! ♥
Bathory approves this sperm donor whoot whoot!!
Nett's PS: BATHORRRRREEEEEEE I MISS YOOOOOOOOOOOU..!!
Nett's PPS: Rachel MAY have spelled her name Bathroy when writing this. *rumbles her* xD I think that's HILARIOUS and seriously need to name a poverty sims founder "Bath Roy" in homage one of these days. xD
Anker is fully ready to accept all the supernatural that the Cullens possess. XD
Ephemera: Dude, rain.
Anker: Are you high again? I do not want a repeat of what happened in the photobooth. >:[
Ephemera: LOLOLOL MY BF IS GOING TO BE A PLANT.
Aww, he makes a really cute plant!
Nett's PS: THERESA HE SO NEEDS TO BE MADE INTO AN IDEAL PLANTSIM, YOU NEED TO BE TURNED INTO AN IDEAL PLANTSIM!!!
Anker: Is that for ME?
Girly much? XD
Ephemera does not believe in committing her heart until the rings are in place. >.>
Hammock sex = most awkward sex in TS2. ICUTHAR Miriam. Creepy.
Those are a LOT of sparkles.
Ephemera's tummy: *has babby within*
NO BAD MIRIAM. You just saw them make a baby.
SRSLY.
EW EW EW STOP.
OM NOM NOM Xander Spoon by javabean_dreams. YUMS.
D: D: D: THAT IS ANKER THAT DIED. Bessie TOTES does not approve of men sleeping with the current heir's sort of aunts-in-law. Sort of. I think. *tries to work out family tree*
Aww, RIP Anker, next to Miyu...WHERE IS BATHORY'S TOMBSTONE???
Uh, welcome back, Bathory?
Miriam: This isn't exactly what I was hoping for, but hey, mebbie it'll work! Where's my turkey baster?
Servo kthnxbai.
Nett's PS: I TOTALLY switched over to making Carmilla skill up on servo technologies, because PLANTSIMS ARE EXTREME HAX YOU GUYS!! Like hell she just has to stop for a shower every now and then, I bet if I could've worked out some kind of puddle arangement for her to stand in she could've just stood here FOREVER skilling up!
*fully learned that from jtph_jo's Ivy Kreechur and took TOTAL ADVANTAGE*
O_O MIYU WHY ARE YOU NEKKID IN YOUR GHOSTLINESS??
I take it back. I don't want to know what your mother has to do with your nekkidness.
We can has in garden club?? And isn't he ADORABLES? *squishes*
Nett's PS: THIS WAS MY FIRST EVER ATTEMPT AT GETTING INTO THE GARDEN CLUB THAT WORKED!! I used to have some hack conflicts that meant that whenever I tried it the game would crash so I could never do it before, I had my fingers crossed so hard I cut off circulation when I tried it this time. FINGERS REDUCED TO UNSIGHTLY NUBS = PAY OFF!
FAIL. Just...fail.
O_O Creepy garden man with girl hair, stop looking at me.
Nett's PS: IDK why, but this shot of them makes me feel like they're posing for the opening credits sequence of a cheesy tv show. xD
WINNNNNNN.
Nett's PS: TOLD YOU THE FINGER NUBS PAID OFF!! FIRST TIME I'VE EVER EVER TRIED AND I'M IN, WITH FAT BONUS ACTION!! Which, fittingly went on more trees as for the yard as per the challenge rules xD xD
Very much win. *glee*
Nett's PS: MY FIRST EVER LEGITIMATE WISHING WELL!! *overflows with glee*
YUM. World, be reintroduced to Malachai Darwin (stakeit_uk). We can has plz. ^_^
Why Ephemera agrees with me! *happiness and ebil planz*
...your belly got smaller with your second pop?
Nett's PS: OMG I never noticed that before. WTH?!!? O_O;; Anker Jr is eating her insides?!?! O_o *fearful gasp*
O.o how did Abi's grave get all the way over there?
Ephemera: When I said I wanted a natural birth, I did not mean SURROUNDED BY NATURE ON THE BLOODY BEACH.
Adorable townie alert!!!
Nett's PS: ADORABLE TOWNIE THAT WE HAVE BEEN ALERTED TO, IS ALERTED TO BABY ALARM! xD <3333
Nett's PPS: Cause everyone likes Lerts and thusly should aspire to be one. Lerts are brainier than goblins. *nods*
Nett's PPPS: IF YOU GOT THAT FREAKEN OBSCURE REFERENCE, THEN I WANT TO GLOMP YOU ALL OVER, AND ALSO WHAT THE HELL BOOK IS THAT FROM!? Cause I used to own it when I was a young teenager but I LOST IT! *weeps* and I remember thinking it was THE SHIT but can't remember its title. xD
A girl! Genevieve. ^_^
Nett's PS: WHICH MEANS THE GENERATION FIVE HEIR IS CALLED! In. The. Bag. Baby. YEAH..!!!
The house has changed so much from the tiny shack that Bathory had to try and keep from freezing. *tears up*
Nett's PS: Think there's enough trees on the lot!? >_>;; This doesn't even show ALL of tehm! O_O;;;;;;;;
Apparently nothing of interest happened in the next two days. XD
AWWW SHE IS SO CUTE!!! She looks so much like her daddy. And Miriam. Which is just weird. O.o
No elf ears??? NUUUUUUU
Nett's PS: I KNOW RIGHT?!?! TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY GIPPED!! Didn't BOTH her parents have elfies?!?! WHAT THE HELL GAME?! *pouts*
They are very close for...relatives. Does Ephemera not know that Miriam tried to steal her mans??? Right before he got nommed by Bessie??
How is it possible for the ghost to be less frightening than the original creature? XD
Genevieve is DOTED upon. Girl child first birth!
ABI LEAVE CARMILLA ALONES. >:[
Is it a bone? A small fluffy animal? Something dead and gross and runny? WE SHALL NOT KNOW BECAUSE THE SNOW SAVES US FROM THE SIGHT.
Nett's PS: And here I was thinking she was just trying to get the the soft chewy centre. BUT NO! Clearly something MUCH more sinister is afoot.
Clothes. Learn to wear them, k?
Genevieve? Snow is not nutritious. At best, it is just cold, fluffy water. At worst, it is hiding something vair gross.
What is going to happen next?? Will Genevieve get sick from runny things under the snow? Will she remain an only child? Will Ephemera woo the loverly Malachai??
Ephemera: OOOOO I WANNA KNOW!
Rachel: *facepalm*
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BWAHAHAHAAA!! THANKIES RACHELCAKES for doing this update for me! I was like AUGH NO TIME AND I AM BROKEN AND AUUUGH SO BEHIND and she was all "I WILL DO ONE!!" And even though I still added all my wordy wordiness it meant that YAY update could get completed and in a time frame SO MUCH FASTER than it would've been had it just been me. THANKYOU HONEY!! :D :D