21 - [voice / action] (in which Japan gets revenge)

[fierybluebird]

[Hello Fortuna. Those in Spero who are wandering the junkyards might find a certain phoenix handcuffed upside down to a tree, wearing only boxers with little bluebirds on them. Also a sign that reads very clearly in Japanese "This person is bird-brained." Of course being seastone cuffs, said phoenix is stuck as a human, as well as in this

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voice;

[asideglance]

[He's actually not too far away, because he doesn't want Marco to get hurt or anything... But he's still hiding and sulking. Sob.]

. . . Why is Marco asking for that sort of advice.

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[fierybluebird]

Oh. So you are listening. [Sulking right back. VERY mature up here.]

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[asideglance]

. . .

I do not have to be.

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[fierybluebird]

[akldsjslakdjsa]

Because... Is there any reason I shouldn't be? [Still stubborn even though he's lonely and doesn't want to be aloooone.]

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[lonelyglub]

OH MY COD WWHATS GOIN ON
DID YOUR KISMESIS JUST LEAVVE YOU
wwait you havve a kismesis
NEVVERMIND
wwhat the fuck are you doin!?
GET DOWWN FROM THERE YOU WWEENIE BEFORE THEY DECIDE TO KILL YOU INSTEAD

voice; since the video would just be of a random bird nest

[fierybluebird]

I think my matesprit left me. That's why I'm confused.

And I can't yet. Go get the key from Sandwich Factory.

voice; marco turned into a bird nest

[lonelyglub]

wwait matesprit?
then wwhat wwere you goin on about kismesis
those are twwo vvery different things marco

wwhat key

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[fierybluebird]

Obviously. So why would a matesprit go around doing kismesis things, right?

The key. The key to my freedom. I'm stuck without it.

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[totallygaaay]

What's a kismesis?

And what about me?

[YOU BETTER NOT BE BLAMING HIM FOR SOMETHING WHEN HE IS A LAKE AWAY]

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[fierybluebird]

Hate-mance. Like someone you love to hate and intense rivalry that spills into... I'm not sure what.

And nothing. I found something suitable... for you know what. [It still needs smelting work from Ace, and also this is part of why Japan is mad, but it's Japan. There are a bunch of reasons.]

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[totallygaaay]

There is a term for that? [Hmmmmm, this interests him greatly.

but so does the next part of what Marco says.]

Ya did?! Can I see?

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[fierybluebird]

Yes there is. Ask one of the trolls.

Ah... as soon as I get free. Fucking jealous swordsmen what does he even think... [His composure is really cracked right now.]

It's a soft metal so if it's not gold, it's at least a gold-blend.

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[ethericbit]

[ He's in Discedo, so it's not like Jack can see you like that. But what's up with this message? ]

...You know you're just spouting nonsense, right? What happened?

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[fierybluebird]

Nothing. I'm fine.

Arguing with a certain swordsman and asking about troll relationships.

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[ethericbit]

Bushido's that Japan guy, right? What'd he do?

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[fierybluebird]

He got mad.

Never get Japan mad. He's the scariest when he's mad.

[voice]

[fragrancy]

Sounds like you ran into some trouble. [ Best possible summation of his thoughts:

lol. Except not because he doesn't laugh aloud. ]

[voice]

[fierybluebird]

[Oh Hong Kong. XD]

Yes. Well. Apparently he doesn't like... a lot of things. It's stupid. [Seeeeeething.]

[voice]

[fragrancy]

[ He's trying to be as kind as possible, it's just it sort of seems like Marco would've PROBABLY have had to do something to deserve this. Hong Kong drew porn of them and it didn't get him strung up in a tree. Or hasn't yet. ]

Japan's stupid or the situation's stupid? Normally he's pretty patient.

[voice]

[fierybluebird]

[Quite a bit.]

Neither. Japan is brilliant. The little things are stupid.