The Break-Up Artist, Part 2: The Dangers of Photoshopping Yourself a Government Parking Placard.

[fiercelydreamed]

You all remember that thing that happened a couple of weeks ago, when tropes and I stayed on the phone too late? No? Good, because it's really only going downhill from there.

tropes: I think that John should become mesmerized by Rodney's heart-shaped ass or something. Let's just pull out every cliche.
fiercelydreamed: You realize I'm typing this verbatim

Comments

[beadattitude]

OMG. ::LOVES::

(John Quincy Sheppard?)

[doradoradora]

I vote Quinlan (well-shaped, athletic). >.>

[ariadne83]

I vote for Qatar (it can be one of those AUs where John's father is a diplomat) or Quark (John's mother is sekritly s00per-smart)

[fiercelydreamed]

Oh jeez, those ideas are AMAZING.

[dodificus]

The journal articles get him a hard-on.

snicker:)

[fiercelydreamed]

That joke is so cheap I think I paid for it in loose change. *facepalm*

[ariadne83]

The name gets him a CV. The CV gets him journal articles. The journal articles get him a hard-on.

Aaand this is where I choked on my coffee. Hahahaha.

So, Rodney "generously" offers John a lift?

[fiercelydreamed]

Excellent -- this story is already a threat to health and safety! *waves pom-poms*

So, Rodney "generously" offers John a lift?

Wow, you make that sound like the set-up for porn or something. Also, what makes you think we know? You don't think we actually have a plot for this, do you?

[ariadne83]

Wow, you make that sound like the set-up for porn

Why I never! Does Rodney look like the type to get carried and hit on the damsel in distress some hot guy he barely knows?

[zoniduck]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! *dies*

[fiercelydreamed]

I don't think encouraging us like this is good, Z. Not that I can legitimately complain, but I'm just saying.

[zoniduck]

If encouraging you is wrong, I don't want to be right. :)

[secrethappiness]

if every monday included these little snippets, i would actually start looking forward to them.

he fake-dogfights his mini F-15 oh john q. sheppard!

[fiercelydreamed]

For you, Pinn, that might be enough to make me try to make these quasi-regular. :)