Have full time job I actually like and has to do with my major, have spending money, have amazing boyfriend. Have no independence and still live with parents because can't afford my own place along with student loans and car insurance because Long Island is too fucking expensive to live on ( Read more... )

i learned what it is like to be in love but i've never been so terrified.

I NEED a new job. I want one, too, but I need one desperately. Apparently I might be fired because I don't move fast enough and I'm too quiet? I don't know. I don't have the right personality for the job, apparently. I need to take the OSHA course and apply for real jobs, or just escape western society all together. I'm not right for this place. If ( Read more... )

my happy mood from an amazing weekend in binghamton just got killed because i basically just got dumped.  he found a girl he wants to be monogamous with.   and now i am just thinking that i am never good enough ( Read more... )

Dear Uterus,

I want to thank you for shedding your lining, once again assuring me I will not have any babies this month, but I really do wish you could do so in a much less painful manner. I really hate to use your excruciating muscle contractions as an excuse not to go out tonight. Otherwise, good job!

Yours Truly,
Sammy

i shaved my legs for the first time in about 4 months and boy do they feel funny! i did it in honor of the warm weather today, but of course it rained and it's going to be FREEZING again tomorrow ( Read more... )

Last night, I was on a beautiful island. I lived on the beach with all my friends and family. There were the most beautiful sunsets you could possibly imagine: all colors of the rainbow splashed all over the sky. Except those "sunsets"  were in the sky all the time. One day, the sky only had purple splotches in it. This was some kind of warning to ( Read more... )

Today at work, a woman complained that she had to wait (she ordered like 4 drinks, obviously it's going to take me time to make them, especially since I just started). I apologized and explained to her that I'm still new and getting used to how things work. She replies, "Yeah, but still!!! I shouldn't have to wait!" WTF?? I finished making her ( Read more... )

Things seem to be looking up. I've got to stop looking down.

I smell like coffee.

The other day, my grandma said "I have no problem with people being gay... as long as they aren't related to me!"  I kept my mouth shut and my poker face ( Read more... )