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[fiddleyoumust]

- I've sort of been obsessed with Kane's Live in London CD. I listen to it and think that song is obviously about Jensen. And then I feel bad for Chris because he's pining for Jensen who is madly in love with Jared.

- Elissa wants fic where Jared and Chris teach Jensen how to drive stick. Chris would be all overbearing and do it like this, son

Comments

[shutyourface]

HOLYOMIGOD, that's best deathfic evar!!

[fiddleyoumust]

Ha! You should try your hand at it. Sometimes it's fun to just kill them off.

[lissa_bear]

Ok, yes. That's totally how the cave death woulda gone down. And how they got stuck in the cave? Welling wandered in on accident and they sent out a search party. Mike called for Welling at the mouth of the cave and heard him screaming back, so he went in and then Chad was being a douche, so Chris pushed him in, but he grabbed Jared to steady himself on the way and Jared fell, so Jensen had to go in after Jared. And Chris, logically, follows the hot piece of ass. And Steve sits up top until he gets bored, then he goes in too. And in this story, the cave is totally one of those like, crevice thingies that you can fall into. Not a big opening in the side of a hill or whatever.

So, yes.

And also, Mike should not have smoked weed if he was starving. He probly killed himself cause he had the munchies so bad he was gnawing on Chad's bones.

And I need Jensen learning to drive stick fic!

[fiddleyoumust]

Okay, I like most of this scenario except I totally think Tom didn't just wander in the cave. He was spelunking in the cave and then he got all turned around and lost. Like Tom sometimes does.

[mikhale]

Chad is stringy meat. Yech. They killed Steve an hour after Chad because Chad has no meat. Also, after they ate Chad, they felt queasy and nauseous and then they remembered that Chad did Paris Hilton. And they all promptly threw up Chad.

[fiddleyoumust]

Good point. They obviously didn't think this through properly.

[certainthings]

--- Sometimes, I really think I could not love Jared and Jensen more and then I do.---
Yeah huh. It's like a two by four to the insides sometimes.

---She went away for the holidays and I missed her posts.---
*happy sniffly sigh*

I liked your death!fic. I'm not sure why but I see Rosenbaum being the first to go. But who'd go next, I don't know.

[fiddleyoumust]

Hmm. I'm intrigued by Rosenbaum going first. Elissa told me her order before she read my little death fic and it was basically exactly the same order. So we obviously share a brain.

God yes. A two by four to the insides is an excellent description.

[certainthings]

I'm a little intrigued also. It'd be nice if my mind explained and told me why.

[miss_mandy]

Noooo! Chris can't be third! ;_;

[fiddleyoumust]

He's totally third.

Jensen feels a little bad for eating him but then Jared gives him a blow job and he forgets to be sad.

[resounding_echo]

Elissa wants fic where Jared and Chris teach Jensen how to drive stick. Chris would be all overbearing and do it like this, son about it. Jared would be like a psycho mother, gripping the dash and trying not to scream.

Um. That might actually kill me. I cannot begin to talk about my stick shift!kink. Seriously. I'd say I'd write it, but I'd die in the process. Wow. I want that. Wow.

I also want this Blue Lagoon AU. A lot. But really, stick shift--wow. Maybe. Maybe if by the time I finished my final final and no one has written it? I'll write it.

[fiddleyoumust]

You should totally write it. And Elissa is mocking you right now because she says you just encourage others to write porn and then you enjoy it, but you never CONTRIBUTE! :P I think she's thrown down a challenge. *instigates*

[resounding_echo]

This is entirely true. But you can ask thelana, my muse is the most stubborn jerk ever--she listens to no one. least of all me

I do promise I'll try after finals--only five papers and one exam to go! :(

[fiddleyoumust]

\o/

Who am I to complain? My writing is sporadic and uncooperative. I'm trying like hell to finish one thing I've been working on for a month. It's due on Sunday.

I look forward to the possibility of stick!shift!fic! Also? I know the prompt didn't call for porn, but there should totally be porn. :D