FIC FOR EVERYONE

[hyphen_chan]

For: all hyphens and potatoes
From: sashjun & sekky_chan

Title: Give Me What I Don’t Know
Pairings/Characters: Nakamaru/Ueda
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Unrealistic premise because we all know Nakamaru is secretly very much desirable and probably regularly gets some.
Notes:hyphen_chan has found himself in possession of an extra fic and decided to post it for everyone’s

Comments

[je_levy]

I HAVE DEVOURED THIS WHOLE THING IN ONE FELL SWOOP AND I AM CURRENTLY A MESS OF TEARS, LAUGHING AND SCREAMING. I LOVE YOU, TEAM TRIPLE S. I LOVED IT ALL; IT WAS A MASTERPIECE AND EVERYTHING I WOULD WANT IN A MARUDA FIC BUT I MOST AWAY TO MY JOB (stupid employment!!!) BUT THE MOMENT I GET HOME I AM GOING TO DEFLOWER DECONSTRUCT EVERY LITTLE THING THAT I LOVED ABOUT THIS AND THEN SOME. OH MY GOD, YOU ARE GENIUS. I AM EVEN SAVING IT TO MY PHONE TO READ ON THE BUS TO WORK. CHRIST ALMIGHTY, I AM NOT WORTHY

*D: taguchi icon just because*

[je_levy]

Ok, I’ve returned! So yes, really I very much don’t mind that I knew about this premise because I saw it on twitter and was like “THIS IS A THING I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED FOR” and I totally did not expect this and this fic is the most wonderful of surprises! I was clutching my face the whole time I was reading if only to pause and tweet about my feelings or email all the people I know about it because it is not only maruda but surprise!maruda and it contains soooo many elements in a fic I most enjoy, I just can’t get over how much this is my favourite fic right now!

I'll need to apologise beforehand. I got to commenting and then realised oh crap, this is a 10k fic and I want to examine every piece and spit it back to you because there's just so so much about it that I love.

...comes face to face with a hyperactive Junno swinging a rolled up gossip magazine like a sword. Nakamaru’s poor reflexes don’t prevent him from being smacked across the face with it.

I LOVE JUNNO IN THIS; I JUST HAVE TO SAY BECAUSE

“From now on, I will protect

[je_levy]

There’s a certain art to it; somehow, Ueda can manage to be blunt and improper all he likes, and the girls would all chalk it up to him being adorable in a bratty way. There’s an unfortunate implication there somewhere, but Nakamaru too is guilty of the same infatuation, so he can’t judge anyone.

Like I would legitimately spew all my headcanons about this tendency of Nakamaru liking the ones who test him the most, but you basically just summed it up here:
The more Ueda likes to take jabs at him, steals from his plate and makes him pay for all the expenses during their various lunches and dinners over the years, the more endearment Nakamaru feels towards him.

it completely throws him off when Ueda reaches out at the end of the day and tugs the lapels of Nakamaru’s jacket together so it sits snugly against Nakamaru’s shoulders in the cold air. He even reaches up and dusts something invisible off of Nakamaru’s chest, looking freakishly sincere about it.
UNEXPECTED TOUCHING. ALL MY LOVE :’O

“Let’s go for dinner sometime this week,”

[je_levy]

(still trying not to make too much of a mess, but you know. sorry, i also don't clean up after :S)

All of Ueda’s touches. I was reading and feeling as confused as Nakamaru, wondering if this is normal for them and Nakamaru is just being neurotic, but then something about it is so pointed and

…pulling Nakamaru’s hand away by his wrist, squeezing it a bit too tightly. “The dinner this Friday is still on, right?” he continues, thumb running across the inside of Nakamaru’s wrist before he lets go.

WRIST GRABBING AND SUCH. It felt like he was claiming him and I kept speculating like ok maybe he’s not after Nakamaru like the others because he’s already decided that Nakamaru is his and no one else’s and that’s so kfjngjknkjsngkjnfkjsandkn;

Nakamaru certainly doesn’t want to talk about his virginity when Akanishi calls, worried and explaining baby Jesuses are only born once every few millenniums. He proclaims himself the resident expert on baby making and sets about to explain how babies are made. Nakamaru cuts him off and is about to

[snowaltz]

Mile-feuille and crepe cake ;)

Hahaha I really love how this fic is so funny and silly and sexy and hot all rolled into one :D

A fun and enjoyable read♥︎

[mangamistrezz]

This was freaking awesome! *_*
Shit...even though I was originally Nakame-minded, I might start shipping Nakamaru and Ueda from now on.
A virgin Nakamaru...I can't really picture it. But if Ueda's the one who takes his virginity away...then OK ;)
This whole fic was so funny and hot...I loved itXD

[ladyc2]

♥♥

Great fic. Funny and sweet and hot all rolled into one.

[ayame_hadouken]

okay so yes this is excellent please believe me though my comment is short and lacking in punctuation

He proclaims himself the resident expert on baby making and sets about to explain how babies are made. ugh a-jin the resident baby-making expert; so ridiculous

and this! {I would have made a great first time!}

“What the hell?” Nakamaru groans. “You told Koki??” this was hilarity, and also i am so glad that nakamaru's virginity reunited denden, just sayin'

massu is also hilarious, as is the deflowering waiting list. augh, what the hell

also gosh yes at the porn but especially at the finger-sucking part goodness