FIC FOR RYOGRANDE (part 2)

[hyphen_chan]

For: ryogrande
From: sashjun

Title: Make it, take it (part 2)
Pairings: Ueda/Nakamaru, hints of kind of Kame/Meisa; anything else is a result of reader’s imagination not of writer’s intentions
Ratings: NC-17
Warnings: Theft and robbery are considered criminal offenses in most of the countries with internet connection. Being a part of an organized crime group is

Comments

[ryogrande]

OMG CRYING I CANNOT EVEN FUNCTION, I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER GOTTEN A TWO-PART FIC BEFORE AND I AM SO RIDICULOUSLY BUSY AT WORK BUT I PROMISE YOU I WILL READ THIS AND COMMENT PROPERLY AS SOON AS I CAN. THANK YOU SO MUCH IN ADVANCE, YOU ARE A ROCK STAR.

[ryogrande]

i don't even know how to start this. i sneaked-read this at work today while word-spooging all over hyphen-chan's im box since i couldn't copypasta. i was just going to copy my bits of the convo, but somehow that doesn't seem like it will do this justice.

LET ME START BY FLAILING OVER THE HEADER. maruda, MARUDA. I AM SO HAPPY YOU WROTE ME MARUDA. I LOVE MARUDA, SO MUCH. and meisa, wtf. kameisa ♥ honestly i was surprised to see her name but omg her role fit SO well.

this type of au is fine for me! particularly since they're BANDITS, SNEAK INTO YOUR BODY, i believe this overrides the au rule. i like these kind of aus anyway. so you made a good judgment call. or you're a good stalker. ;)

and they rob love hotels. because ueda grew up in one. how appropriate were their backstories? VERY. mostly the guch being a pimp. because he is. i love that kame may or may not have been an idol, lol. WHO STEALS PANTIES AS A SOUVENIER. omg i love kame in this, love him. LADIES' MAN KAME. love the akame drop

[ryogrande]

they spot Kame, pushing a girl against the wall, faces inches away.
“I am blind,” Koki says dramatically.
“Drive away,” Ueda mutters.

LOL TURTLE LOVE ON ALL SIDES. ♥

meisa wants to join them. YES.

Jin laughs. “Of course. Well, I have a solution for that one as well, but I always wanted to see when you two finally fuck.”

SUBTLE.

STRIP POKER, BUT THERE ARE NO GIRLS. i imagine this is a frequent conundrum.

“I always wanted to know if Kame wears some of the underwear he steals,” Junno says thoughtfully.

i do, too. >.>

YAY JIN. ♥

“But I mean it. There are no true love hotels here,” Jin adds, hands flailing. “I mean, people must be so sexually frustrated. Where do they have sex? Where do they go to have some kinky fun times?” Jin falls off his own chair and there is silence, the others staring in disbelief while he gets up.

i love this whole ridiculous assessment. and jin falling off his chair like a goober.

THE KUNTT LOVE HOTEL. IT WORKS.

“And it would be impenetrable,” Junno winks at them. “Since we know all about the

[ryogrande]

When he lifts his head, he finds Nakamaru leaning on the frame of the bathroom door, curiosity in his eyes. He is wearing only a fluffy looking white bathrobe, his hair slightly messy and wet, the skin on his neck still a little dump and pink from the hot shower.

i want you to fully understand that THIS was the part i had to STOP READING AT earlier today. DO YOU KNOW HOW DISTRACTING IT IS TO WORK WITH THIS IMAGE IN YOUR HEAD? i'm not opposed to nakamaru in a bathrobe engraved on the backs of my eyelids, but it makes it rather difficult to focus on anything else.

Nakamaru’s eyes are much darker all of a sudden, and he’s playing with the belt on his bathrobe, rubbing it between his fingers.icu maru. oh man

[snowaltz]

This is JINIUS OMG. This community fics keep getting better.

First of all, the idea of KT as bandits robbing love hotels is already interesting. Then of cos I love how Jin is like the call girl to KT. Maruda pairing is the reason I clicked on this fic and I'm really glad I did! My favorite part is where Jin came out with the plot and how KTT execute it to get Maruda together <3 I always feel the KT themselves are Maruda fans. I also like how Ueda deals with the hardware of the money machine and Maru the software- I like how Maruda complement each other in real life and in your fic too.

Opening the love hotel and going public is also a very nice way to end the story :)

I reall enjoyed this fic and the hotel name is <3 and XD

Thanks so much for this!

[sashjun]

:DDDDD

Thank you so much for the lovely comment. I m happy you liked the Maruda and Maruda enabling from the rest of KAT-TUN and well I must admit I think the love hotel think was a good idea myself ;D.

Hahahaha at hotel name, they are classy aren't they?

<3

[snowaltz]

I'm delighted that you wrote this fic! I was gushing to my best friend (who isn't exactly a JE fan but has been "educated" by me enough) how awesome this plot idea is :D

[komorebi]

I was sold the moment the words "love bandits" came up, and this was the best way they could've been interpreted :DD I was grinning like an idiot throughout the whole story, and apart from the superhot MaruDa (obviously, including their typical denial until the last moment), my favourite parts were Kame the panties-thief and how they all kept consulting Jin. And how you added the image of them playing poker together like on the UW cover of course *____*

/fangirls

[sashjun]

♥ I like making people grin, so I am happy that was achieved and am honoured to have gotten you in the fangirl mode <3 UW single is the whole reason this exist and I mean good job KAT-TUN for publishing it in time for me to write this ;D. Thank you for the lovely comment.

[tokeruyouna]

Ueda secretly thinks Junno is a pimp anyway
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry, but Koki's I am THE Love Bandit t-shirt. Just. Perfect.

It’s not like people would come back and try to claim the things they forgot here.
This is Japan. I would not be surprised if hotels took that stuff to the police.

Room no. 2010 - Paradise lost: FantaSTICK solution to all your ups and down. From the moment you enter, the clASSy ambiance will inspire you to give your best and will spur on the most stunning performance.
SO laughable.

Koki realizing there are no girls at strip poker: XD

Junno's impenetrable love hotel: LOL!

“Kame is trapped inside a love hotel,” Koki whispers into his cell phone.

“NO FUCKING WAY!” Jin shouts into the phone,That is the best reaction! And fat Kame being pushed through the window

[sashjun]

This is Japan. I would not be surprised if hotels took that stuff to the police.
LOL. Though this was more about the fact that the people forgetting them there would not return, searching for them and wanting them back. Even less so going to the police. But then what do I know?

I am still happy you liked Junno's room description.

Yeah. I am glad you were able to enjoy the fic despite knowing so much about it ahead of time <3 Thanks for telling me!

[dw9lives]

SO much love for this fic! Absolutely loved it! Thank you so much for writing such an amazing fic, I really enjoyed it. <3

[sashjun]

YAY! thank you for all the love, I am happy you enjoyed it.