FIC FOR RYOGRANDE (part 2)

[hyphen_chan]

For: ryogrande
From: sashjun

Title: Make it, take it (part 2)
Pairings: Ueda/Nakamaru, hints of kind of Kame/Meisa; anything else is a result of reader’s imagination not of writer’s intentions
Ratings: NC-17
Warnings: Theft and robbery are considered criminal offenses in most of the countries with internet connection. Being a part of an organized crime group is

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[ryogrande]

they spot Kame, pushing a girl against the wall, faces inches away.
“I am blind,” Koki says dramatically.
“Drive away,” Ueda mutters.

LOL TURTLE LOVE ON ALL SIDES. ♥

meisa wants to join them. YES.

Jin laughs. “Of course. Well, I have a solution for that one as well, but I always wanted to see when you two finally fuck.”

SUBTLE.

STRIP POKER, BUT THERE ARE NO GIRLS. i imagine this is a frequent conundrum.

“I always wanted to know if Kame wears some of the underwear he steals,” Junno says thoughtfully.

i do, too. >.>

YAY JIN. ♥

“But I mean it. There are no true love hotels here,” Jin adds, hands flailing. “I mean, people must be so sexually frustrated. Where do they have sex? Where do they go to have some kinky fun times?” Jin falls off his own chair and there is silence, the others staring in disbelief while he gets up.

i love this whole ridiculous assessment. and jin falling off his chair like a goober.

THE KUNTT LOVE HOTEL. IT WORKS.

“And it would be impenetrable,” Junno winks at them. “Since we know all about the penetration,” he adds helpfully.

LOVE. THE SEX PUNS. LOVE THEM.

Maybe he could stay the night. Nakamaru smirks suddenly, and Ueda has to remind himself that Nakamaru can’t in fact read minds.

icu drunk maruda.

and it's a gay receptionist. NATURALLY, KOKI AND TAGUCHI ARE SENT IN AS DECOYS.

“But Junno is the one asking how a cock ring works,” Koki says

LOVE. YOU. SO. MUCH.

“That hole is kind of . . . small,” Kame stops walking abruptly, looking at the tiny reception window.

PLEASE TELL ME I WAS SUPPOSED TO READ THAT AS I READ THAT BECAUSE I DID AND I SEE WHAT YOU MAY HAVE DONE THERE.

“He’s gone down already, Ueda.”

that, too.

and baby is trapped in the love hotel. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING STRAIGHT, KAME. xD

and Junno claims we should stock on lube, so that we can use it to ease Kame out of that reception hole.”

;_; so much love.

“Wait, he got stuck? Damn it, am I missing Kamenashi getting chubby again? Fat Kame is so much fun! Plus he is hot trying to deny it.”

SUBTLE. also, icu jin. xD

HOW MUCH DO I LOVE THAT JIN ORCHESTRATES MARUDA GETTING LOCKED IN A LOVE HOTEL FROM OVERSEAS. A LOT, THAT'S HOW MUCH.

Well, at least he doesn’t have to worry about his acting skills this way because he feels almost the same rush and excitement just from holding onto Nakamaru like this as he’d feel before having sex.

i really, really love this comparison. :3

“Operation extraction completed. My fingers are magical,”

i hope taguchi really is this awesome irl. and funny.

“Did you just lock us in the room of a hotel we stole money from?” Ueda practically screams into the mike.

CRYING, I LOVE IT. THE IRONY. A+

“Fuck you all,” Ueda shouts.
“Nakamaru’s the one at hand, really,” Junno says, and the line goes dead.

YES PLEASE.

and nakamaru thinks it's hysterical. because they're shitty bandits. omg. xD

HELLO GUN. ICU GENERAL NAKAMARU. IF ONLY IN PASSING. and it's jin's, lol. i kind of love that ueda doesn't like it, and not just because of jin. xD

[ryogrande]

When he lifts his head, he finds Nakamaru leaning on the frame of the bathroom door, curiosity in his eyes. He is wearing only a fluffy looking white bathrobe, his hair slightly messy and wet, the skin on his neck still a little dump and pink from the hot shower.

i want you to fully understand that THIS was the part i had to STOP READING AT earlier today. DO YOU KNOW HOW DISTRACTING IT IS TO WORK WITH THIS IMAGE IN YOUR HEAD? i'm not opposed to nakamaru in a bathrobe engraved on the backs of my eyelids, but it makes it rather difficult to focus on anything else.

Nakamaru’s eyes are much darker all of a sudden, and he’s playing with the belt on his bathrobe, rubbing it between his fingers.

icu maru. oh man.

and the lead-up to the kiss, fuck. so suspenseful and hot. i love, love, LOVE everything about this part, not just because it's porn but because of how it's written, so vividly and descriptively and not rushed. it's beautiful, actually, the feelings mixed with the sexing and i am just so, so happy with this well-rounded piece of amazing with which i've been gifted.

this is me not quoting porn because my aad kicks in, but please be assured that i love every single fucking (and not-fucking) word of it, the disrobing and frotting and "do it like this" sweet JESUS i have always thought it was impossible to get maruda into that position but YOU HAVE DONE IT. then the rimming aslkdjaljglaskdjlaskj oh here's my keymashing, um. nakamaru's broken up question was delivered so well, too. the timing of your writing is just perfect. if i can interrupt the porn for some technical observations, lol.

lkasjdaslkdjaskl the sex is just so hot, idek what else to say. then he gets maru off afterwards, and it's so sweet.

“That is what I call going out with a bang,” he says, turning to look at Ueda.

PERFECT.

"i like you too," lol, that's one HELL of a confession. ♥

OH HEY MORE PLOT. they really do open a love hotel. AND JIN WANTS TO BE THE RECEPTIONIST. OH, THE GOLD THAT WOULD HAPPEN AT THAT WORKPLACE. but no, kame's woman already does it. LIKE A BOSS.

“No one bosses me around,” Ueda puffs his cheeks out. At least not much, he thinks. “I’m the one who let her stay around,” he adds.
Jin laughs. “You are such a tool, Ueda,” he says.

perfect. there's a little bit of every jin pairing in here and i love you for it SO MUCH.

and maru gets the keys. yes.

MOAR POKER. someone else said the utlimate wheels cover in a comment and it didn't even occur to me until i saw that. YES.

“Please, don’t tell me I’ll have to wear a revealing costume and advertise us around the neighborhood,” Kame puts his head into his hands.
“No, unless I want us to go out of business,” Ueda says gravely

i WHOLLY agree, ueda. xD

CHEZ LOVE BANDITS. YES.

Kame can get his five minutes of fame since he is popular with our gay customers,

AHAHAHA BECAUSE HE'S STRAIGHT. oh turtle-chan. ♥

lol johnny ocean.

“Does this mean I can finally have my room with a huge billiard table that can actually be used instead of a bed?” Junno asks with interest.
“Taguchi, I told you that the felt is expensive,” Ueda hisses.

this sounds familiar. ;)

Ueda looks at him intently as Nakamaru slides the hand from his knee up his thigh.
“Let’s get out of here,” Ueda says resolutely.
“I checked; our best room is not taken,” Nakamaru nods and pulls Ueda up.

and it's over.

this is where i flail over your ueda. I LOVE YOUR UEDA. like seriously, i can't even lie and say i don't have a pretty good idea who you are, unless you happen to write the exact same amazing ueda as someone i know and love. but i guess we will find out at reveals. ;) ANYWAY, UEDA. idk, i just love his narrative and quips and how he talks to the others. and how he looks at maru.

i love this and i love you and I KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING PATIENTLY FOR SPARKLES~

♥ THANK YOU ♥

[sashjun]

Once again. I don't even know how to thank you for all the awesome these comments encompass.

Let me try to pick on few things. Re Meisa - AT LEAST THAT WAS A MOMENT OF SURPRISE! Seriously.

how appropriate were their backstories? VERY.
YAY! I worried about that, if they would be enough but I figured it's kattun I can just say they don't want to know? <3

Kame stealing Panties is actually Kari's idea that I got permission to use after us three twitter-talked about Make or Break. Also that is totally when I decided to write this. Thanks for enabling ;D

LOVE HIS DIRTY PUNS. JUNNOSUKEBE, ICU.
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THINGS EVER! As are all other Junno mentions in your comments because I always have trouble writing him and somehow he ends up being much prominent just because I try to give him lines and rofl since WHEN CAN I PUN! I mean *_________________*

What more. Oh I think Jin may know what onomatopoeia is but he has know idea what subtlety is or how it is spelled.

and maru feeds the bandits. ueda does not give a fuck. their marriage is gold. ♥
ILU FOR THIS THANK YOU!

I love how you love my Kame abuse and Kame in this. I had great fun writing him for once.

then this. “That hole is kind of . . . small,” Kame stops walking abruptly, looking at the tiny reception window.
PLEASE TELL ME I WAS SUPPOSED TO READ THAT AS I READ THAT BECAUSE I DID AND I SEE WHAT YOU MAY HAVE DONE THERE.
LOL YOU GOT IT RIGHT ALRIGHT! The other one however I died laughing when you quoted at one because that was kind of a coincidence. <3

Re Maruda holding hands and i really, really love this comparison. :3
*_____* Yay, thanks dhfegnlv

Also I should say I made them gun-less and harmless on purpose and that the Maru gun was there mainly so that ueda can not like it and not just because it is Jin's so I am supper happy that you were on the same page <3

Yay you liked the porn and the build up and pointed out some of my favorite things. ILU!

CHEZ LOVE BANDITS. YES.
I want you to know that I was totally planning on naming the fic Love bandits. Then you submitted your fic. LOL.

DAMN UEDA FOR GIVING ME AWAY! BUT AWWW YOU LIKE MY UEDA fdkngvkjfdbnklfjnck

again, it was an honour writing for you and thank you so much for all the love and sparkles <3 (I totally always exaggerate when talking about them and they are usually meant figuratively, but I definitely am super happy to have received them. TWICE!) <3