I was told there'd be whiskey
or

that's not good enough to make you forget
look out for nanowrimo, ya'll

Rodeo

or

Fiddle

After what is likely the LONGEST day of my life, this is the prompt I have for you...

( I have a lovely bunch of coconuts... )

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revenge
or

travel

Today, chitlins, we have something I hope you find as an amusing prospect as me.

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spoons
and

shopping with bonus points if you work in a shirt that says "I <3 hot moms"
Just guess what my day was like.

boots
or

Josh Groban and or name calling
God speed to my bed.

finding five bucks in an old coat
or

nail polish
Hope your week has been treating you well, faithful (and not so faithful) viewers.

[20:53] Me: what's up, hilly cat?
[20:53] Hillary: drinking with my cat
[20:53] Hillary: that really is all
[20:54] Me: well, at least you aren't drinking alone
or

"How was your day?"
"Roger punched a yuppie, and I bought some books."
"In that order?"
"Pretty much."