Challenge Meme

[fiandyfic]

Oh, we hate it when we bunny ourselves. But we owe it to the good of the general community to follow these thoughts through.

Today fiandyfic has managed to inspire themselves to challenging you, dear friendslist, to write some sexy stuff. But not any old sexy stuff. So comment below, giving us a pairing that you want to write bumping and grinding and we

Comments

[dracothelizard]

Does this mean I can't say I want to do man/car or Time Lord/TARDIS? I mean, if I'm supposed to be incorporating euphemisms, and I doubt they're there for cars and TARDISes.

[m31andy]

If you want to write man/car or Time Lord/TARDIS, who are we to stop you?!

And what is your pairing, dear mistress?

[dracothelizard]

In that case, I will go for my old favourite: Jeremy Clarkson/Bugatti Veyron.

Veyron may or may not be turned into a human.

The old favourites are the best...

[fiandyfic]

Your challenge is to write explicit Jeremy Clarkson/Bugatti Veyron with the following three phrases incorporated:

- fiery sheath
- turgid manhood
- pulsating power-tool

Have fun... *g*

[hambelandjemima]

Sam/Gene is too predictable.

Phyllis/Litton (has that been done before?) *is too scared to press 'post comment' now*

:D

Sam/Gene is *always* predictable

[fiandyfic]

You may regret this. Your challenge is to write explicit Phyllis/Litton with the following three phrases incorporated:

- throbbing shaft
- sodden folds
- glittering passage

Have fun, and don't forget to let us know when you've posted (not that we *won't* notice, but you know - it's nice to have linkys...)

Re: Sam/Gene is *always* predictable

[hambelandjemima]

glittering passage

Hmm, something Christmassy then ;)

Feeding the bunnies now...

Re: Sam/Gene is *always* predictable

[hambelandjemima]

Erm... does Litton have a first name in canon?

[culf]

I'll sign up for Gene/Maya.
Oh, and if you're short on euphemisms, have these two:
Blood on the bayonet.
[sort of sliced ham beef that I don't know the English name of] on the baguette.
Truly disgusting, really. I've only heard them in Norwegian, so I don't know if you're familiar with them or not.

[fiandyfic]

They are truly... horrifying. I'll definitely have to sic them onto someone else!

Your challenge therefore is to write explicit Gene/Maya with the following three phrases incorporated:

- beef curtains
- weeping cock
- luxuriant bushes of paradise

Have fun...

[culf]

beef curtains
I'm going to be sick!
Also, are these comment-fics, or do we post them on lifein1973?

[fiandyfic]

*giggle*

Um, post them wherever you want. Own journal, up on an appropriate comm, in the comments here. Only thing - if you post elsewhere, can you leave a comment here when you're done so I know to link to the fic.

[fawsley]

I'm bereft of bunnies and going away for the weekend, so having already donated the horror that is custard factory I'll leave you with Bertie McSquirty as the husband's manly manhood is sometimes referred to in our house...

[fiandyfic]

Well, it's an open-ended challenge, so if you fancy playing later on, just comment and we'll provide some inspiration.

Thanks for the second suggestion - that's... really, really quite obscene really. I'm not sure I could use someone's 'pet name' as a prompt.

*g*

Thanks for providing the original inspiration though for this challenge - I'm sure everyone who enters will love you forever for this!!!

[dorsetgirl]

Yay, the Cerne Giant! (No, the icon, not her husband!)

[lackadaisydilly]

Nine/Saxon

I'd write TARDIS too, but you put only pairings above. Also, I'm not sure how one would go about writing explicit time/spaceship porn, suppose it would depend on what euphemisms you'd suggest for it.

[fiandyfic]

Well, draco has already suggested man/car, so that's fine. And if you want to write a threesome, I'm not going to stop you...

Your challenge is to write explicit Nine/Master with the following three phrases incorporated:

- love shaft
- the oncoming storm rushed through him
- destroyer of Daleks

[draycevixen]

OMG Yes! Will there be linkage? Pleeeeeeease!

[m31andy]

I'll make sure you can find it when it's posted!

*g*