Challenge Meme

[fiandyfic]

Oh, we hate it when we bunny ourselves. But we owe it to the good of the general community to follow these thoughts through.

Today fiandyfic has managed to inspire themselves to challenging you, dear friendslist, to write some sexy stuff. But not any old sexy stuff. So comment below, giving us a pairing that you want to write bumping and grinding and we

Comments

[dracothelizard]

Does this mean I can't say I want to do man/car or Time Lord/TARDIS? I mean, if I'm supposed to be incorporating euphemisms, and I doubt they're there for cars and TARDISes.

[m31andy]

If you want to write man/car or Time Lord/TARDIS, who are we to stop you?!

And what is your pairing, dear mistress?

[dracothelizard]

In that case, I will go for my old favourite: Jeremy Clarkson/Bugatti Veyron.

Veyron may or may not be turned into a human.

The old favourites are the best...

[fiandyfic]

Your challenge is to write explicit Jeremy Clarkson/Bugatti Veyron with the following three phrases incorporated:

- fiery sheath
- turgid manhood
- pulsating power-tool

Have fun... *g*

Re: The old favourites are the best...

[dracothelizard]

"pulsating power-tool"

*bursts out laughing*

Well, I think I can manage to get that one in.

Re: The old favourites are the best...

[dracothelizard]

Right, I've completed it!

http://community.livejournal.com/personobjectotp/3790.html