London, Steampunk Universe, Portalocity stop, Monday evening

[mparkerceo]

sig_and_stilettos:: I am going to shoot someone, probably a bunny-***ping gnome
Sig_and_stilettos: If I don't get a straight answer soon
Sig_and_stilettos: 20 hours in transit no clue where next stop is why is that robot staring at me? #portalocityfail
Sig_and_stilettos: NO I WILL NOT GO QUIETLY, AUTHORITARIAN RENT-A-COP

Comments

[izzyalienqueen]

blondeinvegas: At this rate the gnome's gonna have to call in the Secret Service.

[mparkerceo]

sig_and_stillettos: @blondeinvegas WITSEC can't save this gnome from me!
sig_and_stillettos: That's right I'm MAKING THREATS
sig_and_stillettos: You want to make something of it, Victorian security guard? I will mess you up

[izzyalienqueen]

blondeinvegas: Don't hurt anyone or force them to arrest you.
blondeinvegas: I will have booze for you when you get here.

Isabel debated a moment before sending the next tweet.

blondeinvegas: Who's with you?

[mparkerceo]

Sig_and_stilettos: Nobody.
Sig_and_stilettos: Angelo's gone.

She was too pissed off to grieve yet. She wanted to get somewhere to kill something already.

Sig_and_stilettos: Jarod's coming day after tomorrow. Supposed to.

They'd had the world's worst fight about this. She'd tried to talk him into taking the ticket, but...

[nohattrick]

Trick was still en route to the island, Dugal apologizing profusely for the portal trips. Still, it gave Trick a better understanding of just what he'd be in for when he got to Fandom and had to start apologizing.

"This trip by itself practically pays the bloody debt," he mumbled. Dugal, however, insisted this would be an excellent time for Trick to start getting some hands on practice in dealing with customers and had set Trick up with his own "Twitter" account.

@PortalocityPal: What can we do to improve your current perception of Portalocity? #PortalocityCares

This would...go over well?

[mparkerceo]

Sig_and_stilettos: SLDKFd;giudf!
Sig_and_stilettos: FREE SHOES FOR LIFE
Sig_and_stilettos: ALCOHOL
Sig_and_stilettos: AND ANSWERS, 'PAL' #Portalocityfail

[nohattrick]

Trick's response was delayed as he glanced over to the woman in the plum pantsuit who had just begun sputtering to herself. He would have gone over to see if she were all right, but she had an attendant hovering over her already.

PortalocityPal: @sig_and_stilletos I'm sorry, I don't understand your first request. Was that a mistranslation? Perhaps this 'Auto-Correct' may be to blame?

PortalocityPal: @sig_and_stilletos @Portalocity does not recognize shoes as legal tender at this time. But answers are a possibility!

Trick was already planning on the alcohol. For both himself and any future clients.

[mparkerceo]

Sig_and_stilettos: @PortalocityPal THAT was a keysmash of pissed-off
Sig_and_stilettos: Frakking stupid balance of trade
Sig_and_stilettos: WHEN DO I GET TO FANDOM? When do I get a portal?! Mine was supposed to leave 2 hours ago!!!!!
Sig_and_stilettos: I am not changing into a fricking crinoline no matter how long I'm stuck in the 19th Century Amusement Park

[hotceltogoth]

@downwithgrenfelzing: @Sig_and_stilettos There will be food and booze when you get in town
@downwithgrenfelzing: @Sig_and_stilettos Not necessarily in that order

[mparkerceo]

Sig_and_stilettos: You are my FAVORITE
Sig_and_stilettos: But you knew that
Sig_and_stilettos: Haven't slept in 28 hours, going psycho.

More psycho.