I am flawed. Flawed as the day is long. Flawed as that retard mutant gummy bear that is half formed and conjoined to 16 other bears at the bottom of the gummy bear barrel at Top Foods Grocery store etc. etc. Flawed ( Read more... )

A light switch was flicked on yesterday, and when all was illuminated, fuck... did I feel foolish ( Read more... )

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Like, dude WTF??!?!! Where have I been?

It's a week and a day till the big 26 hits and I have no real plans (aside from a dinner with my parents) and am wondering if anyone would like to get together and help me ring in another year. Being perpetually drunk would be fun, especially since I have 4 days off for the celebrating of such an event ( Read more... )

I find myself in a trench which has no exit.

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Im trying out one of the new layouts. What d'yall think?

First and foremost, an apology is in order. 'Tis been too long since my last update. Ugh! Enough lamentations and exhaltations, onward soilders on ( Read more... )

It is 5:30 in the morning. I have slept about 9 hours in the past 2 days.

The ends are very very very frayed. If I have to put up with any bullshit at work today...

Fuck! I wish I could retire.