Since I happen to be surviving on sandwiches since I moved out, I stumbled across some weird recipes for peanutbutter sandwiches. I find some of them intriguing and some are just disgusting. A deep-fried peanutbutter and jelly with bacon sub is not something I would invest thousands of dollars in, but knowing my weird taste is something I'll be ( Read more... )

I miss you Gypsydog. I miss you more than anything. I'd give anything up to see you again. I forgive you for pooping on my floor 3 times a day and chewing up over 300 dollars worth of underwear and jewelry. It kills me that things have to be this way. Every time I make grits; every time I turn on Animal Planet; Every time I step foot into the ( Read more... )

I'm tired of dating slobs. I'm tired of making excuses for my slob boyfriends and why they are slobs and why they can't help but be slobs. You can quit being a slob. This is a reminder of what a slob is and how to figure out if a slob is a slob before they become a slob boyfriend. The word slob looks strange now ( Read more... )

Dear George Carlin,

I'm sorry you're dead. You were really funny. I hope your funeral is really awesome and I hope they bought you a fancy, expensive coffin. Have fun making Jesus, Chris Farley and Liza Minelli laugh. Owait, Liza Minelli isn't dead yet... oh well, have fun with everyone else.

Love, Emily.

Life is going too slow.

Physical
I'm in crappy shape. I'm thin, but thats just because I have no muscle whatsoever. I'm healthy though.

Mental
My optimism is slowly wearing off. Hopefully I can salvage it before its gone for good. The problem about being an optimist is that you begin to stop caring about things. You are happy about good things, and everything else is just ( Read more... )

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So I've just finished my first weekend working in the daycare with 18 demon children and it was pretty hellish. I discovered that toddlers are actually the easiest and babies and kids are the difficult ones. All I heard for five days straight was screaming. All I did for five days was wipe shit off of butts and shove pacifiers in spitty mouths. I ( Read more... )

Kudos once again to the History channel for having a marathon about all the possible apocalyptic things that could happen at any moment that I would never be able to escape a.k.a the shit-my-pants marathon

I've recently heard the hype about a legendary musician named Daniel Johnston that I have heard no less than rave reviews about. I watched a Youtube video of one of his performances. I am sorry, but this video was one of the most uncomfortable and hideous things I've ever watched or heard. Apparently he is mentally disturbed and the fans insist you ( Read more... )