I am a smartass [work]

[feren]

I love the emails that I get at work, sometimes. I love the opportunity to be a smartass in response even more. For example, I just received this...

From: [DBA]
Sent: Wednesday, August 19, 2009 3:23 PM
To: [Project Manager 1]; Feren; [Feren's Boss]
Subject: Pipe sizing for transfers to new delta production
We were under the impression that

Comments

[imandunewen]

really, that just makes me want to find you in the universal address book and send you a lol cat. don't know why - it just does. :)

[feren]

*snerk*

"I made you a bigger pipe. But I eated it."

[yotogi]

Longpipe is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

[feren]

[blueadept]

I would've gone the Enzyte route and gotten fired for creating a hostile workplace... but that's just me. :(

At least Bob would be happy.

[feren]

Somebody did send a reply (it was not me) and they did reference Enzyte.

[points]

"We've been having it response to every 'get a bigger tool' email it gets to no avail. Oddly enough, we've been finding bigger tools all around campus lately."

[rev_ringtail]

Today, you are my hero. If only I could get away with that.

[nemetfox]

I've got a good grin on here at work now after reading that.