There was a banner ad on the myspace account for a band I was looking at that said "Is Kevin Federline talented?? Answer and win a free dinner at The Olive Garden!!" Be still my heart.
Awesome. I hope to one day aspire to Kevin Federline's greatness, and if I am ever on a banner ad offering a free Olive Garden Dinner based on analysis of my talent, I will know I have made it and my dreams will be complete. PS, did you ever find your phone???
Speaking of white trash, my best childhood friend (whom I haven't spoken to in years), sent out wedding invitations last year, on which was written in nice calligraphy, that she and her South Carolinian fiance had registered for wedding gifts at WAL-MART. I feel bad, but it still makes me laugh. At least their wedding reception wasn't at The Olive Garden...
That's really shooting for the lowest common denominator. I mean, registering is like getting free money. Why would you register for things that cost $10?
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