Today's highlight would definitely be the 20-something year old woman, dressed quite professionally, who walked by the dog and me as he was peeing on a tree, looked at me, said "If only it was that easy for me" and kept walking.
Oh, I guess it's about right if the dialogue is changed to polite laughter on my part, "fucked" is replaced by "walked away from" and "bushes" replaced by "her". But yes, almost exactly right.
After I wrote this, I started wondering if she was just sort of politely informing me that she had to pee really badly. Which makes it way more strange.
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