At about 9:00 tonight I scrounged together enough change to walk to the store and buy a bottle of mustard. This bottle was for one purpose, and one alone.
At precisely 11:37 PM Pacific time tonight, as promised, I insulted that bottle of mustard for a full minute.
Before that, with only a few minutes to spare, I talked
Nanelll in to insulting her
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