026// now I'm a paraplegic, and I know why...yeah, yeah

[felinemystique]

Lezard, your idiocy never ceases to amaze me. Don't you EVER pull that shit again.

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[flenceburgsbest]

I didn't even know I had that spell..

[felinemystique]

You just spontaneously fucking developed an X-ray spell while you were talking to me?

[flenceburgsbest]

Would you believe "yes"?

[felinemystique]

No, I would not believe it. In fact, I strongly--you could say violently--disbelieve it.

[distant_dragon]

What. The hell. Did he do. NOW?

[felinemystique]

He needs to keep his eyes to himself.

[distant_dragon]

...

That little perv.

[felinemystique]

YES.

[moonlit_mirage]

Bastet-san?

[felinemystique]

Hey, Crow. Don't worry, I'm not hurt. Just...irritated.

[moonlit_mirage]

Ah. I see.

Any way I can lift your mood? I think I have a book of very lame jokes around here somewhere.

[felinemystique]

You know, the idea of you reciting bad jokes is enough to make me smile.

[nobodysheroine]

Boys.

Men.

[felinemystique]

Right now, I couldn't agree with you more.

[nobodysheroine]

What was it you said to me? 'This is where having friends with mean streaks comes in handy'?

I couldn't agree with you more.

[felinemystique]

This is also where being the friend with the mean streak comes in handy. He didn't look too good when I was finished with him.

[child_proteus]

Am I going to have open up a can of whoop-ass on Mr. Self-Immolation?

[felinemystique]

I've already stomped him in the belly a few times.

He insists it was an accident.

[child_proteus]

Nothing about that guy is an accident.

[flenceburgsbest]

Throne, I'm crushed.