026// now I'm a paraplegic, and I know why...yeah, yeah

[felinemystique]

Lezard, your idiocy never ceases to amaze me. Don't you EVER pull that shit again.

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[moonlit_mirage]

Bastet-san?

[felinemystique]

Hey, Crow. Don't worry, I'm not hurt. Just...irritated.

[moonlit_mirage]

Ah. I see.

Any way I can lift your mood? I think I have a book of very lame jokes around here somewhere.

[felinemystique]

You know, the idea of you reciting bad jokes is enough to make me smile.

[moonlit_mirage]

Ahem. Please picture me reciting these aloud and with all the solemnity their great hilarity deserves:

What do you call a sleeping cow?

A bulldozer.

How do you start a book about ducks?

With an introduction.

"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

((OOC: For the first two there's a slight delay between "question" and "answer"))

[felinemystique]

Oh, Crow.

Those were awful. But imagining you reading them was priceless.

[moonlit_mirage]

I have so many more. I confess I don't understand half of them what's a Batman? but I have them. Should you ever require further lame jokes in case of emergency.

THANK YOU MARVEL FOR LETTING DC COMICS EXIST IN YOUR UNIVERSE.

[child_proteus]

Dude. Seriously?

What's a Batman?

A Batman is awesome, that's what it is. No ifs ands or buts about it, man.

TEACH ME OBI WAN

[moonlit_mirage]

I see. I shall make note that a Batman is awesome.

But what is a Batman, Throne-san?

Is it like the batsman position in cricket?