Comments | felinemystique: 075// it's hard out here for a pimp

felinemystique

075// it's hard out here for a pimp

Feb 16, 2009 17:20

All right, maybe someone can explain this to me. I'm not holding my breathA hat appeared on my head, and it's been there since I got out of the shower earlier. It's large and purple with...leopard print trim. I can't get it off no matter how hard I try ( Read more... )

-lucy, my non-sexual harem, even i can't make this look good, -dash, splain me lucy, -brooklyn (bridge), -ghost, -blood, -kazahana, -fallen, big pimpin, should have stayed in bed, -alexi

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pinkhairedchild February 17 2009, 01:28:40 UTC

Ne Lady B, maybe the Tree thinks you look good in weird clothings!

felinemystique February 17 2009, 01:32:37 UTC

I don't know, kiddo, these clothes are pretty ugly. I don't see how anyone could look good in them.

pinkhairedchild February 17 2009, 01:33:22 UTC

I thought you'd look good in anything Lady B!

felinemystique February 17 2009, 01:35:07 UTC

Thanks, kiddo. But I think I've met my match.

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reckless_rebel February 17 2009, 01:34:57 UTC

You, B, are the pimp. Even the tree agrees.

felinemystique February 17 2009, 01:36:32 UTC

Pimp?

...I've never done anything like that.

reckless_rebel February 17 2009, 02:31:56 UTC

Yeah? Than why the pimp hat? Why the pimp cane?

I, for one, promise to get you the money on time. So don't smack me.

<3! felinemystique February 17 2009, 02:41:39 UTC

I have no idea, that's why I asked. They're the tackiest things I've ever seen.

Uh huh. So is that what the cane is for? Beating up employees who don't bring in enough money?

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handy_psychic February 17 2009, 02:45:08 UTC

[Bridge's handwriting is a little messier than usual, as he's shaking with laughter at the mental image.]

No, I haven't had that problem- not yet, anyway. I hope I don't ever.

felinemystique February 17 2009, 02:47:13 UTC

Maybe it's what I get for laughing at Fugue getting stuck in that dog suit.

handy_psychic February 17 2009, 02:49:28 UTC

It could be.

... it's not THAT bad, is it?

felinemystique February 17 2009, 02:55:50 UTC

It's mostly that I have no idea why I'm stuck in it.

Also, it's ugly.

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This pulled him out of his funk redrobinhood February 17 2009, 03:09:48 UTC

I think Smoke has a hat just like that. Big Pimp'n eh, B?

Bastet takes care of her bitches--I mean. What. felinemystique February 17 2009, 03:20:58 UTC

...does everyone know what these clothes mean except me?

Between her and Smoke, he is so screwed <3 redrobinhood February 17 2009, 03:40:19 UTC

Look, at least you know what a gun is, unlike some people.

If the pimp hat fits, B. :D

<3 Their pimp territories overlap over Ghost? XDD felinemystique February 17 2009, 03:47:57 UTC

To be fair, I think I'm more familiar with cannons, to be honest. But living with a firearms expert will familiarize you with guns pretty fast.

Even though none of you will come out and actually tell me, I'm figuring out this alternate meaning of 'pimp' everyone's referring to.

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blondsambitions February 17 2009, 03:14:38 UTC

Gonna hafta agrees dat you's de pimp, Bastet.

felinemystique February 17 2009, 03:22:10 UTC

You know, it's very interesting to see who immediately recognizes these clothes.

I guess I should thank you?

blondsambitions February 17 2009, 03:28:06 UTC

I thinks is more interesting dat you doesn't.

Hey, no problems.

felinemystique February 17 2009, 03:29:52 UTC

I suspect pimps don't dress like this where I'm from. And I don't believe we have any meanings for the word other than the standard one.

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