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075// it's hard out here for a pimp

Feb 16, 2009 17:20

All right, maybe someone can explain this to me. I'm not holding my breathA hat appeared on my head, and it's been there since I got out of the shower earlier. It's large and purple with...leopard print trim. I can't get it off no matter how hard I try ( Read more... )

-lucy, my non-sexual harem, even i can't make this look good, -dash, splain me lucy, -brooklyn (bridge), -ghost, -blood, -kazahana, -fallen, big pimpin, should have stayed in bed, -alexi

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reckless_rebel February 17 2009, 01:34:57 UTC

You, B, are the pimp. Even the tree agrees.

felinemystique February 17 2009, 01:36:32 UTC

Pimp?

...I've never done anything like that.

reckless_rebel February 17 2009, 02:31:56 UTC

Yeah? Than why the pimp hat? Why the pimp cane?

I, for one, promise to get you the money on time. So don't smack me.

<3! felinemystique February 17 2009, 02:41:39 UTC

I have no idea, that's why I asked. They're the tackiest things I've ever seen.

Uh huh. So is that what the cane is for? Beating up employees who don't bring in enough money?

*loves you so much bb* reckless_rebel February 17 2009, 02:49:30 UTC

They aren't supposed to be tasteful.

Uh, I think the more correct terms would be "A pimp cane is used to smacking hos who don't bring in the dough."

ILU2~~~ felinemystique February 17 2009, 02:54:56 UTC

I suppose pimps do have a reputation for being ostentatious...and somehow it doesn't surprise me that you'd be the one to recognize my outfit.

Is this like the harem thing, where I think the word means one thing, and you boys think it means another?

reckless_rebel February 17 2009, 03:09:47 UTC

Well if you've got bling...

Could be?

felinemystique February 17 2009, 03:16:00 UTC

Bling? Is that even a word?

So I'm a pimp because I supposedly have a harem full of people I don't actually have sex with?

sauntersthrough February 17 2009, 07:35:33 UTC

That sentence is quite possibly the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

Someone explain this harem to me.

felinemystique February 17 2009, 07:44:28 UTC

Oh, you like that?

A few months ago, a friend of mine said I had one; I didn't agree, since I thought the word had definite sexual connotations that didn't apply in my case. But everyone seemed to like the idea, because they just ran with it from that point on.

(ooc: This thread and this post if you're curious. XD)

sauntersthrough February 17 2009, 07:49:52 UTC

You're a poet, honestly.

Well, since I'm assuming you're not actually a pimp, I suppose it fits, doesn't it? And if you're stuck with it . . .

Who is in this harem?

(ooc: oh god. XD i knew the basic story behind the harem thing, but . . . pfft! /bookmarks forever)

felinemystique February 17 2009, 07:57:38 UTC

No, Fallen, I've got enough jobs as it is.

It's all my male friends, the ones willing to carry out all those non-sexual harem duties.

You know, if I actually had a harem.

(ooc: XDD <3!)

sauntersthrough February 17 2009, 15:05:22 UTC

That's most of the Sphere, isn't it?

If you actually had a harem, I doubt you'd have time for all the jobs you've got to do.

felinemystique February 17 2009, 16:49:01 UTC

I wouldn't say that many people fit the description.

It does seem like a harem would be rather high-maintenance. I'm not sure I'd have the patience.

sauntersthrough February 18 2009, 00:20:11 UTC

You seem to be friends with a lot of people.

You should have some sort of underling to whip them all into shape.

felinemystique February 18 2009, 01:07:50 UTC

Like a minion? Hmm.

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