....I saw a girl pissing against a tree on the Champs Elysées.

Grim.

Quick entry...

Mathilde ( a colleague of mine and future roomie) and me ended up eating some weird banana/chocolate waffle topped with PINK whipped cream. Yes, pink. If you don't know what it tastes like, try and mix newspaper with moldy bananas and liquid cotton candy. Then eat it. Then barf it. It was all for a fucking bet of who would finish it ( Read more... )

Right.

This is Caro and Nat right from PLANET VODKA! XD

Alright alright, we've seen some of you I've been looking forward to us posting, so here we are, sistas!xD

Actually we've got absolutely nothing to say. Maybe we should just list what we ate/drank:

-2 bottles of Smirnoff
-Half a bottle of vodka
-Half a bottle of apple juice
-7fajitas
-Peppers
-Onions
-Garlic
- ( Read more... )

Sorry, this is definitely random but Nat and I found this in the newspaper last Saturday and I thought we had to spread it around the world. (The world, AKA= my F-List.)

DIET OF THE WEEK:

A panda in a Thai zoo has been put on a special diet to avoid squashing his partner during sex. sounds like a bestseller in the making.

This call for a big ( Read more... )

I just received ~teh~ most adorable card, EVER. (It says "You got a fucking crush on me?")

Along with some Freddo Caramel, Fried Eggs, Jelly Tots and a Pierces' card.

Nat is my pimp. I love this girl. <3

Guess what day is tomorrow?

Great, innit?

I just LOLed at that for 10 whole minutes. I'm a terrible person.

( Oh my )

Guess who's going to Liverpool in November?

Remember when I said I sent the papers for the UK? 
Well. I have a family. Al-fucking-ready. 
They live in Liverpool (Nat, do you go to Liverpool sometimes?) and they seem really cool. They have a little girl, Emily (5 years old) and a son, Joseph (13 months). 
All I have to do is helping her in the morning, ( Read more... )

Some girl sent me some new pics of my show. (The Strokes in June) And it occurs that there's one of me and Fab, and another one, he's on a motorcycle and I'm next to him, and another one, he's drawing himself on my Rare Birds!xD She also said she has a video of me talking to him, I'll post it as soon as I get it.

It's so funny, I didn't even think ( Read more... )