Case #6: Scary Monsters, Super Creeps

[feellikejumping]

[Police filter]
We've got a problem.

The seemingly innocent case of those 'gift' jackets that I was in the process of closing, appears to something deserving further investigation. Forensics has discovered that the material is in fact of human origin.

Who do we have in the City capable of doing something so monstrous?

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[Police filter; paranormal consultant]

[manofgnee]

...skin jackets...?

That...that's not a who. That's a what.

I haven't ever seen it personally, but I've heard stories...of vampires who made clothes from human flesh...I didn't think that was really possible, though...

Where did you find these and when?

[Police filter; paranormal consultant]

[feellikejumping]

... vampires? You've got to be... right, what am I saying. Vampires, of course.

But I've never heard in any mythologies, vampires taking to making clothes out of human flesh. Seems it'd be more of a Frankenstein or 'Silence of the Lambs' type of hobby...

[Police filter; paranormal consultant]

[manofgnee]

Sometimes they like to be spontaneous. Shake it up a bit. Not all the mythologies are true...

[Police filter; paranormal consultant]

[feellikejumping]

And you would be the resident... the resident...

[justcautious]

They're WHAT?! You sure, Boss? Cos Penny's...I mean, I dunno what t'say to 'er if--cos she's one o' them vegetarian sorts so if she's been wearin' humans... What do I do? Do I tell 'er or not?

[feellikejumping]

Quite sure.

And let's keep this to ourselves for now, Chris. I think it best not to alarm the public at this point. We need to find the person responsible first, it might hamper our investigation if we release such information before securing an arrest.

[justcautious]

Right...No alarmin' the public... Only I can't let her wear it!

[feellikejumping]

Wait, she still has it?

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[bladed_siberian]

Holy crap... they're human?

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[feellikejumping]

I didn't want to believe it myself.