Comments | fearnoanvil: 21 sad faces with braces

fearnoanvil

21 sad faces with braces

Aug 25, 2011 19:23

auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh!!!!!!!!!

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john is my favorite kawaii anime, braces mcnerdface, sad blue sperm, something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call, puberty, john's quality art, beagle puss = always relevant

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unbethinks August 25 2011, 11:42:33 UTC

What do they...do?

fearnoanvil August 25 2011, 13:11:08 UTC

they fix teeth as well as act as good torture devices.

unbethinks August 25 2011, 21:15:44 UTC

There's spells for that.

fearnoanvil August 27 2011, 05:31:16 UTC

my dad doesn't believe in teeth spells.

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wolfishwizard August 25 2011, 12:05:34 UTC

THIS WOULD BE THE PART WHERE I'D SAY SOME REMARK REGARDING YOUR LACK OF INTELLIGENCE, BUT THAT WOULD REQUIRE ME ACTUALLY SPEAKING TO YOU FOR LONGER THAN NECESSARY.
SO INSTEAD I'LL JUST GIVE YOU THE BRIEF FUCKING DEFAULT HERE.
DEAL WITH IT.

[Yes John, he's still mad at you.]

fearnoanvil August 25 2011, 13:11:55 UTC

:c

[ THE SADDEST SMILEY. :( ]

wolfishwizard August 25 2011, 19:44:15 UTC

IT'S YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT, DON'T GIVE ME THAT.

DID YOU EVEN BOTHER THINKING ABOUT IT, OR DID YOU JUST FORGET ABOUT IT LIKE EVERY GOD DAMN THING ELSE LIKE I SAID YOU WOULD?

[filtered] fearnoanvil August 27 2011, 05:30:52 UTC

of course i thought about it.
why wouldn't i!
i told you i would.

...
do you maybe, uh... go someplace sometime?

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yourseoulmate August 25 2011, 14:45:16 UTC

With your overbite, I'm surprised you don't have to wear headgear.

fearnoanvil August 25 2011, 14:54:54 UTC

my teeth are only slightly bigger than normal, ok.
they aren't beaver teeth.

yourseoulmate August 25 2011, 15:02:07 UTC

But braces only move teeth around; they can't change the size of them.

Unless...

John, did your dentist have a belt sander in his office?? This is very important!

ALL THE DELETED REPLIES SOB fearnoanvil August 25 2011, 15:32:38 UTC

then why the heck am i wearing these things for!

what is that?

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dyadiic August 25 2011, 23:19:42 UTC

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fearnoanvil August 27 2011, 05:32:06 UTC

that is a ghost smiley!
the other one is a regular smiley.
or maybe it is a frowny??

grimdarklight August 26 2011, 08:18:26 UTC

I suppose it's a question of long-term beautification at the expense of present vanities. How quintessentially muggle-like.
Have magical means of rectifying your dental dilemmas eluded your notice, or is your father against such trifling efficiencies?

fearnoanvil August 27 2011, 05:33:45 UTC

my dad thinks that if the wizard dentist screws up my teeth's operation, my teeth might turn into slugs so it is "better safe than sorry".

grimdarklight August 27 2011, 09:06:27 UTC

An odd suggestion, but slug teeth might be pleasantly chewy.
Perhaps you should give them a try regardless.

fearnoanvil August 30 2011, 06:31:32 UTC

bluh!!
that is so gross, rose.

yeah. that is my evil plan!