Dear Leonard Nimoy

Oct 26, 2009 20:08


This is for imadoctornotalj.

DEAR LEONARD NIMOY,
I am here to inform you that your absence in the porn industry has gone on for long enough.
Seriously, it's getting ridiculous.
All these years and not a single video of you having sex?
Do you have any idea how freakishly delicious you are?
It's not fair, and really sir, it's quite offensive that you have not showed your ( Read more... )

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fearmycorbomite October 27 2009, 03:12:08 UTC
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Thank you.
ILU TOO!!! :D

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ilovejunk October 27 2009, 01:32:19 UTC
A+++++

IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE AFRAID TO GET NAKED EITHER. WE'VE ALL SEEN THE YOUTUBE VIDEO OF THE NAKED SCENE FROM CATLOW. WE KNOW YOU WILL DO IT.

(Seriously bb, I've been having a shitty month week day and this just made me rofl forever. You win all of the internets :D)

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fearmycorbomite October 27 2009, 03:14:44 UTC
:D
I WINS THE INTERNETS?
I feel like I should get a crown or something.
But I'm glad I could make you laugh!!!
I feel like I'm giving something back to all of you bbs who helped me when I was sad. ^_^
ILU!

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commanderkari October 27 2009, 02:16:54 UTC
-snorfle- XDD

You spelled ridiculous incorrectly...I'M SORRY.

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fearmycorbomite October 27 2009, 03:15:27 UTC
grrrr. always misspell that one.

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commanderkari October 27 2009, 03:24:08 UTC
^^; Sorryy

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fearmycorbomite October 27 2009, 03:32:58 UTC
*sigh*
it's ok.
it just sort of pooped on my funny parade.
:c

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imadoctornotalj October 27 2009, 19:37:22 UTC
BB I'm on my iPod right now which means no caps lock (I know, it should be illegal) but as soon as I'm on my computer, expect a long and super fangirly comment on this. :D

Here's his ass to hold you over until then. ;P

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fearmycorbomite November 1 2009, 00:21:20 UTC
ASS.
UNF.

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http://imadoctornotalj.livejournal.com/profile imadoctornotalj November 1 2009, 00:35:20 UTC
OH RIGHT. I ALMOST FORGOT TO GO BACK AND COMMENT ON THIS.

Do you have any idea how freakishly delicious you are? I'M SURE HE HAS AN IDEA, BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS FREAKING TEASING US WITH HIS DELICIOUS. IT REALLY ISN'T FAIR.

Be it your wife or Bill or even yourself, we just don't care. As long as you're on top. And we can see your penis. HELL, IT CAN BE ALL OF THEM. I'D PROBABLY FAP TO IT. HE COULD FUCK GEORGE BUSH AND I WOULD FAP TO IT. I JUST NEED TO SEE THE PEEEEEN.

How does NimoyPorn.com sound? To us it sounds fucking amazing. IT DOES. YOU SHOULD BUY IT JUST IN CASE. THAT WOULD BE MY HOMEPAGE OMFG.

God, straight men would love to see this. IT'S TRUEEE. I'M PRETTY SURE THAT ANYONE VISITING THE WEBSITE WOULD NEED TO TOUCH THEMSELVES BECAUSE THE AMOUNT OF STIMULATION EVEN TEN SECONDS OF THAT SHIT WOULD AROUSE IN PEOPLE, THERE'S NO WAY THEY CAN HANDLE THAT WITHOUT SOME SORT OF RELEASE ( ... )

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Re: http://imadoctornotalj.livejournal.com/profile fearmycorbomite November 1 2009, 00:43:12 UTC
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA.
THE PEOPLE AT THIS PARTY ARE PROBABLY LIKE WTF SHE'S CRAZY.
BUT GODDAMN. LOL!!!!

WE NEED THE PEEEEENNNNNNN!!!!!
I NEED TO BUY NIMOYPORN.COM.
HE WOULD BE MORE CONVINCED TO FILM HIMSELF FUCKING.
YES, I'D FAP TO ANYTHING WITH HIM.
LIKE IF HE WAS FUCKING A TREE?!
I'D BE LIKE...FUCK. *FAP*

LOL BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU MADE THIS REDSHIRT ZOMBIE LAUGH HER GQMF ASS OFF.
LOVE YOU BB!!!

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loezzy October 27 2009, 20:28:30 UTC
I would LOVE a Leonard/Bill sex video. EVEN NOW. _O_

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fearmycorbomite November 1 2009, 00:21:34 UTC
right???
DAMN.

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