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imadoctornotalj.
DEAR LEONARD NIMOY,
I am here to inform you that your absence in the porn industry has gone on for long enough.
Seriously, it's getting ridiculous.
All these years and not a single video of you having sex?
Do you have any idea how freakishly delicious you are?
It's not fair, and really sir, it's quite offensive that you have not showed your
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Thank you.
ILU TOO!!! :D
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IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE AFRAID TO GET NAKED EITHER. WE'VE ALL SEEN THE YOUTUBE VIDEO OF THE NAKED SCENE FROM CATLOW. WE KNOW YOU WILL DO IT.
(Seriously bb, I've been having a shitty month week day and this just made me rofl forever. You win all of the internets :D)
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I WINS THE INTERNETS?
I feel like I should get a crown or something.
But I'm glad I could make you laugh!!!
I feel like I'm giving something back to all of you bbs who helped me when I was sad. ^_^
ILU!
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You spelled ridiculous incorrectly...I'M SORRY.
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it's ok.
it just sort of pooped on my funny parade.
:c
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Here's his ass to hold you over until then. ;P
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UNF.
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Do you have any idea how freakishly delicious you are? I'M SURE HE HAS AN IDEA, BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS FREAKING TEASING US WITH HIS DELICIOUS. IT REALLY ISN'T FAIR.
Be it your wife or Bill or even yourself, we just don't care. As long as you're on top. And we can see your penis. HELL, IT CAN BE ALL OF THEM. I'D PROBABLY FAP TO IT. HE COULD FUCK GEORGE BUSH AND I WOULD FAP TO IT. I JUST NEED TO SEE THE PEEEEEN.
How does NimoyPorn.com sound? To us it sounds fucking amazing. IT DOES. YOU SHOULD BUY IT JUST IN CASE. THAT WOULD BE MY HOMEPAGE OMFG.
God, straight men would love to see this. IT'S TRUEEE. I'M PRETTY SURE THAT ANYONE VISITING THE WEBSITE WOULD NEED TO TOUCH THEMSELVES BECAUSE THE AMOUNT OF STIMULATION EVEN TEN SECONDS OF THAT SHIT WOULD AROUSE IN PEOPLE, THERE'S NO WAY THEY CAN HANDLE THAT WITHOUT SOME SORT OF RELEASE ( ... )
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I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA.
THE PEOPLE AT THIS PARTY ARE PROBABLY LIKE WTF SHE'S CRAZY.
BUT GODDAMN. LOL!!!!
WE NEED THE PEEEEENNNNNNN!!!!!
I NEED TO BUY NIMOYPORN.COM.
HE WOULD BE MORE CONVINCED TO FILM HIMSELF FUCKING.
YES, I'D FAP TO ANYTHING WITH HIM.
LIKE IF HE WAS FUCKING A TREE?!
I'D BE LIKE...FUCK. *FAP*
LOL BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU MADE THIS REDSHIRT ZOMBIE LAUGH HER GQMF ASS OFF.
LOVE YOU BB!!!
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DAMN.
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