This is the most hilarious journal entry EVER, I am dying. DYING!!!!!!! I cannot even isolate a part that is the most funny. I do think that Diet Coke evaporates. I know what scene you are talking about with the car window. I think if you and your brother both wear glasses and SWEATERS (very key) when you try to exchange the car bra, you might be believable. Too bad it's not from Nordstrom's, they will take anything back and give you cash.
We spent all this time coming up with elaborate reasons why it wasn't our fault it broke ("It was DEFECTIVE! And the salesman gave us INADEQUATE INSTRUCTIONS! And it was WINDY!"), and then when my brother called the store they were all, "Yeah, we'll get you another one. No prob."
And when he said that we lost the receipt he said it was no problem! Because he knew who we were. I guess there isn't much demand for LeBras for 94 Escorts. I bet they're trying to give them away at this point. Score!!
YES! Diet coke explodes really well. Christmas eve day I'm making myself breakfast and I hear this horrible noise in the garage. I poke my head out (broom in hand in case it is an axe murderer) and there is a case of diet coke with a whole blown in the side. For the next three days every so often there would be a bang as another can exploded. I left them out there cause what does one DO with a case of exploding soda when if you bring it inside it will melt all over.
Even after my experience the knowledge that exploding Diet Coke BLOWS HOLES in things, well, blows me away. Holy crap! These could be lethal weapons in, like, Siberia!
And I honestly can't think of anything one could do with a case of exploding soda cans. I heartily approve of your plan of action.
Oh, man, Jess. LOL! I could not stop giggling as I read this. Couldn't even stop giggling to comment last night when I first read it. Good luck returning the LeBra, I look forward to hearing how that goes. <.g>
The LeBra! Apparently they didn't give my brother any problem at ALL - I bet there are so few people asking for the 94 Ford Escort model that they're ready to sell them for nothing.
I owe you an e-mail! But quickly -- I LOVED the story! More later, I promise.
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And when he said that we lost the receipt he said it was no problem! Because he knew who we were. I guess there isn't much demand for LeBras for 94 Escorts. I bet they're trying to give them away at this point. Score!!
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And I honestly can't think of anything one could do with a case of exploding soda cans. I heartily approve of your plan of action.
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I owe you an e-mail! But quickly -- I LOVED the story! More later, I promise.
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