Shame of My Bug (based on Sting song "Shape of My Heart")
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He writes a code as a meditation
And those he works for never suspect
He doesn't code for the money he earns
He doesn't code for respect
He writes code lines to find the answer
The balance between maths and art
The usage for years being released just once
The team beats as one heart
I know that some threads are the reason for deadlocks
I know that some code smells like "WhatTheHack"
I know that some linkage causes memory leakage
But that's not the shame of my bug
He may fix the batch of minors
He may add UI that sells
He may skip an issue as "Won't Fix"
While the memory of it fades
I know that some threads are the reason for deadlocks
I know that some code smells like "WhatTheHack"
I know that some linkage causes memory leakage
But that's not the shame of my bug
And if I told you that I loved it
You'd maybe think there's something wrong
I'm leaving out these Scrum interfaces
I use the human one
Green unit tests prove nothing
Our dogfooding proves the worst
But the release was promised in too many places
Let's publish its blogpost
I know that some threads are the reason for deadlocks
I know that some code smells like "WhatTheHack"
I know that some linkage causes memory leakage
But that's not the shame of my bug
взят у stihi в Shame of My Bug (based on Sting song "Shape of My Heart")
He writes a code as a meditation
And those he works for never suspect
He doesn't code for the money he earns
He doesn't code for respect
He writes code lines to find the answer
The balance between maths and art
The usage for years being released just once
The team beats as one heart
I know that some threads are the reason for deadlocks
I know that some code smells like "WhatTheHack"
I know that some linkage causes memory leakage
But that's not the shame of my bug
He may fix the batch of minors
He may add UI that sells
He may skip an issue as "Won't Fix"
While the memory of it fades
I know that some threads are the reason for deadlocks
I know that some code smells like "WhatTheHack"
I know that some linkage causes memory leakage
But that's not the shame of my bug
And if I told you that I loved it
You'd maybe think there's something wrong
I'm leaving out these Scrum interfaces
I use the human one
Green unit tests prove nothing
Our dogfooding proves the worst
But the release was promised in too many places
Let's publish its blogpost
I know that some threads are the reason for deadlocks
I know that some code smells like "WhatTheHack"
I know that some linkage causes memory leakage
But that's not the shame of my bug