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[faygot]

[Anyone who was in the plaza earlier might have noticed that it was, well, covered in horns. You see, Gamzee had been trying to retrieve the mass of horns he had collected since arriving in Vatheon, but his capricious sylladex system had had other plans. Instead of depositing the horns in a neat pile as was the vague plan, it had jettisoned them

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[timeloops]

Jesus Christ, you are the best fuckin' troll.

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[faygot]

Thanks, bro. You wanna have a motherfucking go?

[aimforthesun]

[He's personally not affected by the disappearances seeing as how he, uh. Has practically no friends anyway, but...]

... Why the heck would anyone want a horn?

[faygot]

[Longest here, least friends. Good job, Billy.]

Not a horn. Motherfucking horn pile, bro. For motherfucking getting your chill on at.

[aimforthesun]

[He's awesome at socializing, what can I say.]

There's a difference?

[faygot]

[Gamzee will be his friiiiiend.]

Shit, only about like motherfucking hundreds of them. Hahaha.

[bblstudying]

[That was a lot of cussing. Give her a moment to get over it.]

A...hornpile? What do you do with it?

[faygot]

You lay in it, sister. Get your motherfucking chill on all up in that bitch.

[bblstudying]

[Translating....]

Wouldn't that be uncomfortable?

[faygot]

What all up making you think that?

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[toreuhhhdork]

Heheh... I-I wanna b-be in the horn pile!! I...guess anyway!

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[faygot]

Fuck, bro. You just goat cordially invited to take a motherfucking dip.

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[toreuhhhdork]

[Oh wait Tavros is laughing now!]

Heheh!! Y-you said goat! [Puns are amazing.]

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[faygot]

[The easily amused bros. Somewhere, Karkat feels a headache coming up.]

Hahaha, guess I all up motherfucking did. Making the wicked noise I speak sound like other wicked noise. All up like fucking illusions of wicked noise.

ngl I've wanted to do this

[ironyloli]

[... ignoring the hornpile, there's just a bit of wibbling from the other side of the line here, Gamzee. Little holy girl is quite upset.]

Sir, I would hate to infringe upon your freedom of speech, but... must you truly insist upon the barrage of profanities?

oh no he'll feel so bad.

[faygot]

[Oh dear]

That's all up a load of big words but, uhm, fuck I didn't mean to all up motherfucking offend you, chika.

and then she'll feel bad

[ironyloli]

[... >: Well, at least he seems apologetic.]

Oh, it's not... particularly an offense, I suppose, but might I inquire--

[Oh, big words. No go. Okay.]

Why do you... use those words so much?

oh man oh god oh man oh god

[faygot]

[Just scratching his head for a moment.]

Shit, it just all up seems... the most motherfucking natural to me, you know. Ain't ever get my think on for the wicked noise that comes outta my mouth. Just open up and let it glow and be motherfucking amazing by the wicked shit all up coming out.